In this episode: Caleb draws a four legged duck, Jake designs a refrigerator elevator, and we have an argument about whether or not to use rock paper scissors. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is [email protected]. And to our secret club, email us if you want to purchase a refrigerator elevator, I'm sure Jake could make one.

In this episode: Jake writes an essay about refrigerators, Bryce is in all the wrong classes, and Caleb and Jake play ping pong with an egg. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is [email protected]. And to our secret club, the egg was technically an egg-shaped ping pong ball, we forgot to mention that... It sounds much more exciting the other way though.

In this episode: Matt is gone, Caleb and Jake are extra hyper, and Jake fights with lightning. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is [email protected]. And to our secret club, I get that having shownotes like a regular episode will give away the joke, but no one reads these anyways....

Our audio was being funky for this one but at least someone didn't lose the entire episode again *cough* Caleb *cough.* Our podcast is now newer and improveder! We have a whole new segment and totally new sound effects. I guess you'll just have to listen to find out what they are. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com  Our email is [email protected]. And to our secret club, I know I'm not supposed to pick favorites but... You guys are my favorite listeners (don't tell)

I'm counting on the fact that most of our listeners haven't heard any radio plays.... Also, yep. Caleb lost another episode. What a dork. You'd think he'd stop doing that. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. If you want to contact us, our email is [email protected].

No, really. It isn't an episode. Come on, you can trust me. Have I ever lied to you before? Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com  Our email is [email protected]  thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. And to our secret club, the answer is probably yes.

In this episode, Bryce's teacher does stuff to annoy him, Caleb's life gets more exciting now that he's immune to COVID, and Matt goes hunting for shiny Pokemon. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com  Our email is [email protected]  thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. And to our secret club, 'cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine... I guess you had to be there

This definitely isn't our shortest microsode. In this episode, Caleb gets corovid, new Pokémon games come out, and Bryce finds video games at DI. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com  Our email is [email protected]  thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. And to our secret club, we can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind.

In this episode, we build a 7 foot tall snowman, a new character comes to smash bros, and Bryce yells about his opinions. Here is our recipe for snow cones:

Ingredients

SNOW

SNOW CONE JUICE

Instructions

Put the SNOW in a cup. Then pour some SNOW CONE JUICE on top, put as much as you like of both.

Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com  Our email is [email protected]  thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. And to our secret club, I honestly don't think you exist. I doubt anyone makes it this far into the shownotes. It's really a shame, people don't know what they're missing.

In this episode, Bryce witnesses the aftermath of a drug deal, Caleb almost kills Jake, and Matt hates on one of the most beloved Beatles songs. Here is our Pancake cookie recipe:

Ingredients

7 TBSP butter

1/4 cup light brown sugar

1 tsp vanilla

1 1/2 cups Pancake Mix

3/4 cup chocolate chips

3/4 cup butterscotch chips

1/4 cup white sugar

1 big egg

Instructions

Preheat oven to 350 F. Cream butter and sugar, add egg and vanilla, then beat together. Add pancake mix, chocolate and butterscotch chips, mix thoroughly. Put scoops of dough (about 1 TBSP) on a tray, put the tray in the oven, close the oven door, set a timer for 15 minutes, wait until the timer goes off, open the oven door, grab a hot pad (so you don't burn yourself,) take the tray out of the oven, wait until the cookies are as cold as you want them to be (to lower below room temperature, place cookies in refrigerator or freezer,) eat the cookies, etc.

Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com  Our email is [email protected]  thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. And to our secret club, hi.