Not So Random House

Not So Random House

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  • New Beginnings!

    Enjoy this amazing premiere of season 2 of Not So Random House! Here we explore some new exciting changes coming your way! Remember to stay fresh.


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    11 min
  • If You Give A Mouse A Cookie


    Nick Ole is a young aspiring amateur professional, who has worn many hats during his 37 years on this good planet we like to call earth, although he has only had one official job. Originally born in Fiji, he moved to the European Union at the ripe old age of 12 to pursue his passion of becoming a traveling salesman. Although not what he envisioned, he made a small fortune selling corn flakes, accumulating enough money to not only pay his way out of an English prison, but also to buy a plane ticket back to Fiji before he was formally deported. Although his passion for selling things has dwindled over the years, he has taken a different path in life, Aunt farming. He now lives on a hot air balloon with himself and his ten kids: Youie, Stewie, Dowie, Davie, Navie, Xavie, Wavie, Louie and Robert. Though not our most accomplished guest, he is definitely not our least accomplished guest. Or maybe he is. What is definite, however, is that Nick considers himself the handsomest man on earth and also one of the smartest. Anyways, welcome Nick Ole to NSRH!

    26 min
  • The Little Engine That Could


    Dr Eliot Ignatius Rather, a self proclaimed Public Intellectual and Thought Leader, was born the youngest of 5 in Wamsutter, Wyoming, on his parent's goat farm. Young Eliot's agricultural skills never flourished, so to speak, so he tried his hand at education. He succeeded greatly, according to himself. He theoretically received honors at New Oslo State University A and M, double majoring in Critical Antipatriarchal Literature and Religious Fusion while minoring in Leisure Education. He has self published several books described as non instant classics, including The Constantinopolitan Congregationalism: A Clandestine Cryptorevision of Buddhism in the Byzantine and Esse FOMO: Judeo-Mormonism and Pontius Pilate's Enigmatic Agnosticism. Dr Rather's status as a thought leader has unfortunately dwindled as his social media following has reduced drastically over the past few years, losing as many as 1 followers. This has led to his current career as an Uber Driver. Nevertheless, please welcome Dr Eliot Ignatius Rather to NSRH!

    He goes by Eliot Ignatius, Dr Eliot, or Dr Rather.


    30 min
  • The Mitten


    Phstephaneigh Q. is an accomplished musician, fashionista and pogo sticker. She first discovered her passion for music as a youth who loved to wander in the woods, listening to all the happy little creatures sing kumbaya. She dreamed of one day replicating the wonderful music that she heard and chose to pursue that passion by learning to play the didgeridoo. After her childhood, she matriculated to Winston Chestnut school of Music in WestEastern Montana, where she picked up the bagpipes, as well as the autoharp. It is there that she first was struck by her need to join the Fashion industry, because of how atrociously everyone was dressed. Now, she teaches at the Idaho college of Music (the Belmont of the midwest as it is known), and has her own fashion brand: You Po-Go Girl! She gets around campus by using her custom made pogo stick, and likes to say that life is easy since everything is just a hop, skip and a jump away. Without further ado, please welcome Phstephaniegh Q. to NSRH!


    29 min
  • Poppleton Book One
    Rukiye Vilja grew up in Springdale, Utah. A gifted musician, she decided to give up a career in music in order to pursue something a little more lucrative, namely philosophy. However, her deep love for and knowledge of music never truly left her, and she has leveraged her talents to become an amateur writer. Nearly famous titles of hers include “Changing the key: Re-thinking how we re-think our lives” and “Syncopated Triplets: Using Life’s Rule of Threes to Get you off the downbeat”. Although her books allow her to express her creativity and philosophical thought, they don’t pay the bills, and she has been forced to get a job at the local gift shop in order to pay rent on her apartment. (make a job about getting her car repossessed). Today she lives outside Chicago and she likes to quip that she doesn’t regret anything in life, except her career path, her childhood and 90% of the decisions she has made.
    Enjoy the episode!
    26 min
  • Horn to Toes and in between
    Doctor Betty Won’t is an acclaimed psychologist, artist and counselor. She was originally born in Persia, modern day Iran, but moved to Canada when she was just a wee lass. Growing up she always had two distinct passions: painting and counseling others. Her love for painting inspired her to create abstract pieces of art bearing ambiguous titles such as, “Rain, Moon, SunShine'' and “Buenas días noches tardes”. Her love for counseling and psychology led her to invite others to interpret her world, and to gently correct them when they were wrong. She has authored two books: “Abstract from the Abstract: My journey from abstract art to realism and back” and “When in Persia….” her autobiography. She is now touring the world showcasing her newest line of paintings, which detail Canada’s world takeover. Please welcome Dr. Betty Won’t to NSRH!
    19 min
  • Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
    Dr. Lucille MacGillicuddy, aka the "Theologian to the Common Man"
    was born in Arizona, Dr. MacGillicuddy moved in her 20s to the ancient Babylonia, located in modern-day Iraq, to study the physical evidence of a global flood and Noah's Ark. In the process, and following a near-drowning experience after she tried to construct an ark of her own but failed to convert cubits from metric to imperial, she had an unexpected spiritual revelation. Following that, she devoted her life to making theology more accessible to the average person, with the aid of an industrial-strength thesaurus and pencil illustrations by Garth Williams.
    She likes to say that she went to the seminary of hard knocks, eschewing a conventional theological education in favor of extreme confidence and a mail-order degree in business. She calls herself a doctor of divinity, however, as she has successfully completed both a CPR certification program and a read-the-Bible-in-a-year study plan.
    Dr. MacGillicuddy now hosts the podcast My Favorite Eschatology, in which she referees a weekly cage match of conversation between leaders in premillennialist, postmillennialist and antimillennialist thought, polling the audience American Idol-style to determine a winner.
    She spends eight hours a day seeking spiritual experiences on mountaintops, and most of the remainder of her time arranging often complicated transportation logistics back down the mountain.
    She is the author of "Mom! Little Joey Is Trying to Immanentize the Eschaton Again:" How to Resolve Minor Theological Conflicts Among Family Members."
    Dr. MacGillicuddy is also working on a memoir, provisionally titled, "Don't Eff with the Ineffable: My Journey From Foolishness to Faith, and Back Again, and Back Again."
    Please Enjoy this episode!
    26 min
  • Peter Rabbit

    Agatha Noelle is an up and coming entrepreneur and ukulelista. As a child she always wanted to start her own business, and when she learned about the perilous situations and rampant obesity that faces many gray squirrels, she knew that she had to do something. Now her business, Girls Helping Squirrels, sells women’s clothing and donates 50% of its proceeds to this noble cause. Originally born and raised in Massachusetts, she moved to Texas for college, but was drawn back to Massachusetts because of her calling. Shortly after starting her business and her ministry to desperate gray squirrels, she took up the ukulele in order to deal with the amazing toll that her ministry took on her body and mind. She now lives in Franklin, Massachusetts, with her three squirrels, Harry, Curly and Moe. She holds advanced degrees in compassion, mysticism and animal psychology.


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    Stay Fresh!

    26 min
  • The Giving Tree
    Professor Andres Kumbaya is an acclaimed psychologist, musician and former professional corn hole player. Originally from Olivia, Minnesota, known as the corn capital of the world, he grew up picking corn and throwing bags. He matriculated to Minnesota Agricultural University where he played Division 1 Corn hole, but quickly realized how much more fun it was to spend his time probing his classmates, which led him down the path of psychology. Now he spends his time thinking deeply about the lives of his patients and himself, playing corn hole with his cat, Ryan, and electric guitar when he needs more creative ways to vent his emotions. He lives in Py Wells, Belgium, where he holds his practice.
    28 min

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Not so Random House is a podcast devoted to uncovering the great texts that have shaped the modern western consciousness and helped define who and what we are as a society. Hosted by Luke Hodge and…