Like fruit… a lot? We give #FoodPorn a whole new meaning in our latest Brilliant Observations comedy chat cast featuring cohosts and NSFW friends Melissa Brilliant and Amy Fugazi. We're talking bananas, banana peels, grapefruit holes, cannoli… and anything else you can think to use for that special sexy time (or lunch time, evidently). Follow that up with some mouthwatering ASMR courtesy of an insanely satisfying CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH and you're on your way to a gloriously pleasurable experience.

If that isn't enough to get you all hot and bothered, we move on to a rousing discussion of personal accountability and self-flagellation (emphasis on the Flagellating. Flagellatio?). You get the point. We're saucy, snarky and we go there. Wanna come? Click play.

Full disclosure: for those of you who have no idea what ASMR means, you're not alone. I actually had to look it up. Here t'is:

Auto Meridian Sensory Response or ASMR is a fancy term for a phenomenon more affectionately known as"brain tingles which are triggered by certain sounds" and may or may not be accompanied by equally soothing visuals.

Triggers range from specific sounds like a calligraphy pen writing on a piece of paper to personal attention scenarios like getting your hair cut. In almost every video the individual is whispering, and accentuating the smack of their lips.

YouTubers known as ASMRtists create trigger videos to appeal to the community at large. While what they do may appear strange to some, favorite ASMRtists can garner millions of views on YouTube.

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