After being evicted by Mark Zuckerberg, the gang hits the road to find a new home. Driving on one way streets the wrong way and facing other challenges, this podcast will prevail. Along the way, we discover that the pope may not have a butthole, and a catholic school may be harboring the CEO of Facebook. DAMN YOU MARK.

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In this episode of The Chimichanga Extravaganza, Meagan Trainer doesn't have to work very hard to get onto a train. We find out that movies aren't real, and Micky Mouse isn't too happy about that. Disney executives bribe a twitch streamer to say nice things about them, and I think it's safe to say there may not be any more Cars movies made after this episode.  

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We have an alien visitor. Wristwatch doubles as Dr. Ching, the founder of Dr. Ching's Chongs, who also happens to win a very famous chimichanga competition. We do surgery on an elf that doubles as an extra limb, and then question why someone would have this in the first place. All this and more, while loud music plays in the studio next to us. 

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Remember when Mark Zuckerberg was smoking meats(smoking meats [smoking meats]) on Facebook Live? Well here is a look at what really happened at the barbecue. WARNING! Mark is not who you think he is. Also, Jeff Bezos returns when he learns that Facebook is up for grabs. It seems like he might be smoking meth, but it's too early to tell...

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George Bush stops by to say hi to everyone, and we decide if his voice his medically altered or not. A lawyer defends a former conspirator of Jared from Subway, and a squirrel gets heated after a sexual abuse case. 

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In this episode, the cousins travel to an alternate animated universe where Jeff Bezos is Santa. Now, you're probably wondering if the animated version of this podcast will still hold up in audio form, and I'm here to tell you that, although strange at times, this podcast WILL make sense even when it doesn't. Just imagine the cousins animated, or better yet, check out the full episode on YouTube... But if you enjoy this episode in audio form and audio form alone thank you... No really... THANK YOU... We're desperate... 

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We beg for sponsors and complete a water drinking challenge. You may be wondering how an audio version of a water drinking challenge would be interesting, but hey, you'll never really know unless you try it... Am I right? 

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Should we drink milk? Why did the crusaders go to the middle east? What does the pope have to say about this? Find out in this episode of the Not Your Cousins Podcast.

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Jake and Jesse discuss breast milk factories, and what would happen if a maniacal dictator obsessed with health took power. 

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In this episode, the legendary Tim, of Tim's Chips, calls in to discuss what we said about him last episode. Next, we talk about what love really is, and how having important conversations over text can be challenging. Lastly, we try and define taints, dreams, judgement, and mental constructs. 

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