Not Your Mommy

Back by popular demand (since you guys love storytime so much), here’s part 2 of the absolute chaos we call our lives.

Join us as this "work trip" goes completely wrong. Larry David blows bands at the strip club, we unwillingly get a closer look at the female anatomy, and run into Karly’s Baby Daddy… Make sure you have your AirPods on for this one ;)

Nothing better than a date with a show. Join us for our first storytime episode featuring Single Dog Daddy, Leeza’s Mom, and some girl in an elevator. Shit gets spicy and for once we aren’t the villain, or are we?...

P.S. This is a two-part episode. Saddle up for a real Hoe-Down Show-Down in the second half of our storytime. 

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Did someone say frenemies? Yes, this episode is as good as the title.

Is he cute under all that hair? We don’t care. 
Join us as we rate these daddies and their facial hair. 

When you're with your partner does it feel like crack cocaine? If you answered yes, seek help IMMEDIATELY!!!

In this episode, we put the dick jokes aside (for the most part) to bring light to a very serious topic neither of us have spoken about publicly. Hoping our addiction to romantic chaos can help you avoid what we now have learned is called ~trauma bonding~

Physical abuse, cheating, obsessing, lying, and.... pata sucias. We talk about it all. Listen, cry, laugh, learn and try not to be like us :)

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It was all fun and games until a therapist slid into our DMs. On brand or what? In this episode, we dive deep into "why we do the things we do" and also how we might just be the villain.

In this episode we interview Miami's toxic King: "The Crowned One". Known on TikTok for his thirst trap videos and on twitter for his.... erm...
Get to know a different side that goes beyond what we're shown on social media.
Does he have a girlfriend? His Most embarrassing sex stories? Is he little spoon?
Get to know Mr. Street Daddy with us and one big bottle of tequila.

Lets lube this up before full penetration get to know us, our story and how we birthed out beautiful, toxic love child - Not Your Mommy!