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V and Christina attempt a relaxing self-care session while pouring some of the wildest news stories of the week—and the face masks barely survive the chaos.

This week: a suspicious device that brought the bomb squad to a D.C. firehouse, a $250,000 adult-toy train heist, unexpected GLP-1 consequences, an eight-foot python accused of starting a school fire, and marmots joining OnlyFans to save scientific research.

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V and Christina attempt a little self-care while breaking down a number that demands an explanation: the Trump administration reportedly directed $875 million into the White House Repair and Restoration account—an account that has typically received approximately $2.5 million annually in recent years.

They discuss the massive White House construction plans, where the money reportedly came from, why Congress was bypassed, the treatment of American service members, Todd Blanche, political deception, and the corruption that never seems to end.

Yes, they’re wearing face masks. No, the political chaos did not pause for self-care day.

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SOURCES:

Washington Post:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2026/08/12/trump-administration-set-spend-least-900-million-white-house-construction/

Sen. Richard Blumenthal:
https://www.blumenthal.senate.gov/newsroom/press/release/blumenthal-demands-answers-from-white-house-chief-of-staff-after-new-reporting-reveals-900-million-price-tag-for-donald-trumps-renovations-to-the-white-house

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At what age are white men finally expected to act like grown adults?

In Episode 17, V and Christina confront the double standard that treats girls and marginalized children like adults while powerful men are endlessly excused because they’re “young,” “made a mistake,” or “have their whole life ahead of them.”

They also discuss accountability, vaccine misinformation, the border wall money pit, election interference, and why the rules always seem to change depending on who is responsible.

Plus: Trump’s catering-van escape, Dr. Pepper’s imaginary medical degree, Florida’s armadillo problem, and the world’s shortest freshly painted section of border wall.

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RFK Jr. says Democrats spent millions trying to make him look crazy—but Christina and V have a very different explanation. 😂

In Episode 16, Christina and V discuss Trump appearing to fall asleep during official events, the extraordinary security surrounding his golf trips, the allegations against Lauren Boebert’s son, suspicious financial activity, the ongoing conflict with Iran, proposed cuts affecting everyday Americans, and RFK Jr.’s long history of bizarre stories.

From Trump’s mysterious new hair to RFK Jr.’s infamous bear-carcass confession, nothing is safe from the side-eye today.

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The president is not their boss—the American people are.

In Episode 15, Christina and V discuss what happens when public servants start acting like presidential employees. They’re talking about the growing signs of authoritarianism, the cost of an unnecessary war, conflicts surrounding the Epstein files, the so-called “Patriot Games,” and the political chaos unfolding in Washington.

From government officials bending the knee to taxpayer money being wasted while everyday Americans struggle, the tea is hot—and Christina and V are pouring all of it.

What do you think: Are our elected officials still working for the people?

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Late at night, V was driving to pick up her son when another driver rammed her truck and attempted to fishtail her vehicle. She regained control, followed the driver long enough to obtain the license plate, and called 911—but when officers arrived, she says they treated her like she was the problem.

In Episode 14, V shares exactly what happened, why she believes the driver’s actions were intentional, and how the experience changed the way she feels about being alone at night.

Christina and V also discuss women’s safety, trusting your instincts, surveillance cameras, and law-enforcement accountability.

What would you have done in V’s situation?

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The headlines are real. Our commentary is completely unhinged. 😂

This week, Christina and V uncover a hospital visit involving an antique artillery shell that required the BOMB SQUAD—and somehow, that isn’t even the strangest story.

They’re also talking padded bras for better aerodynamics, naked train surfing, nude fine dining, foot juice, cadaver fat injections and more chaos we wish we were making up.

Which story was the most unhinged? Let us know!

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V reported shocking sexual harassment at work—and somehow, SHE was the one who got fired.

In Episode 12 of Not Your Podcast, V tells Christina the unbelievable story of what her boss said to her, how the company responded when she reported it, and what happened afterward. Just when you think the situation couldn’t get worse…it does.

⚠️ Content warning: This episode includes discussions of workplace sexual harassment.

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People are being arrested over a fake reflecting pool—but not a single person has been arrested because of the Epstein files?

Christina and V call out the hypocrisy, the excuses, and why accountability always seems to stop before it reaches the powerful.

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Trump says winning isn’t an option…so what exactly is the plan? Christina and V try to make sense of another baffling statement—and somehow end up with more questions than answers.

From political chaos to the moments that make you wonder how these people function in everyday life, the ladies are breaking it all down with zero filter.

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