It's Thanksgiving week and we recorded a night early. We will let you judge the results.

The Vagus Nerve.

The best bubbly water.

And the dumbest fantasy league ever.

"I took my earbud out so I could pick my nose."

Editors note from Luke: I swear I won't let them keep hurting your eardrums with these opening songs. I'm truly sorry.

VAMOS AZUL!

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This was a spicy old school variety hours. We hit all the topics:

• Major Causes of being upset: unment expectations, thwarted intentions, undelivered communications, Texas football

• hotwire.com

• The Man in the Arena

• Luke Lost 2k

Brother Jon proving r/nofap is spiritual. Listen to his journey. He gets the MVP for his performance this week.

We hear our listeners. You love the beginning and college picks. We love you.

WE NOW FEATURE 30% MORE INTRO.

Chicory Coffee, The 2014 Kentucky Derby in Tallahassee, and our thoughts on Aaron Rodgers.

This week, we woke up and chose violence. It's our wildest episode yet. You are warned.

Some of the views expressed in this podcast don't reflect our actual views or what is right. Listen with discernment.

TRIGGER WARNING.

Wow we had a hard time staying on topic tonight. If you aren't a sports fan but listen, this may be the week for you. We covered just about every topic, but the standout: The Southwest Airlines Moonshot club. Are you a member?

"Low Fares. Nothing to Hide."

#FreeBrittany #Jamie? #nothingmatters

Sober October is almost over. Please resume self medicating for the sake of your friends and family who have to put up with you.

If you have problems putting up with your friends and family, and we know we do sometimes, check out this important resource that could change your conflict from useless to productive. It's required reading for Billy and Ramon. Learn more here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFamOumVDls

Brittany, we are sorry we didn't have you on. Apparently Billy cares more about Jamie. Maybe next time.

Reminder: The views expressed in this podcast do not reflect actual views held by the hosts (we hope).

"Name and picture blurred out. You're good."

"Come on. Not worried about {REDACTED}. Worried about {REDACTED}."

"LMAO"

"SRS. Wait a week. WTF."

"Nope."

For all the Brittany's out there: You haven't even seen my Texas boner yet. Its so much bigger.

Quick straw poll reveals most of us vape. At this point most Longhorns, Dolphins, Redskins, and FSU fans do.

You a dawg, Tom. Our guest host week picks a crazy week all over the dawgs. Will it work out?

This week we avoided a Chucky faced land mine. Can we survive six hosts? Probably won't matter for long. #PrayforClo #PrayforVapers

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Do you ever argue with your friends and not talk to each other for a long time?

Great. You have come to the right place.

Friendship is tricky — it could be the best thing in the world and other times, it’s the worst thing that makes you lose hope about this world.

https://medium.com/get-inside/6-ways-to-mend-broken-friendship-and-have-a-best-friend-for-life-d0222e961214

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Its hate week. Texas and ou. Billy and Ramon. High drama this week.

A fight has broken out among our staff. Most of us really aren't sure what it is about, but you can hear one side of the story tonight. This may be the last episode ever.....

Just kidding, we are back next week with Tom as a special guest. Don't miss it.

The Weeknd. Do you live for it? Do you die for it? Football season is here. The Weeknd is a wild ride. This is a wild episode.

SANDRA SANDRA SANDRA. We love pod-moms.

CLO IS BACK.

https://thriveworks.com/blog/sports-fan-depression-is-real-did-your-team-lose-last-night/

Wow apparently Luke sounds so good you can't trust him. Thank gawd for fact checkers. Luke feels incredibly weird about this positive/negative feedback. Nothing matters. Listen to him or don't. He's very confusing. Just like life.

Why did we bring on a guest?

Menthol Round Up.

Pods on the pod.

GOT OUR LAWYER FEES COVERED