Take a long look in the mirror........ who are you? Is four hours too long to get ready for a first date? What if you are wearing scrubs for the date?

Wins and losses on the board. A lot of teams are looking in the mirror after week 1. Emotions run high. Texas and FSU lost. We discuss cleaning products and:

• Is anything we saw in week 1 NFL real?

• Week 1 recap.

• Week 2 picks.

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Week 1 NFL Picks.

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This week we have better audio.

Depression Lurks. Season starts tonight. GUS EDWARDS ACL? RAVENS CURSED?

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These guys talk about NFL Win Totals. We ask that you please not listen. Pray our sponsors don't sue us. We are pretty sure we are getting canceled this week. All the views expressed in jest and satire cannot be attributed to us.

If for some reason you disregarded our advice and listened to that podcast, we encourage you to send your picks in to us. Via mail. At our unlisted address. This podcast isn't real.

SPECIAL EPISODE NOTE: We are sorry for when we used the wrong name for the Washington Football Team. We are still learning our way out of old habits and made an error we regret. We are trying to make sure it doesn't happen again. Wait...you can still say Chiefs?

2nd SPECIAL EPISODE NOTE: One of us said the Ravens have the second easiest schedule. They have the second hardest schedule. One us kinda regrets our pick.

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