NOTHING SPECIFIC with TREVOR DAVID HOUCHEN

I've No Idea What To Give My Attention To. So I Started To Become Delusional. On Purpose. But It's Difficult Because I'm Buddhist Now. Sigh. I Can't Even Delude Myself Anymore. I Wonder If I Can Fake My Delusion. But Would That Make Me Double Deluded? Fuck.

How Is It Possible That Good French Fries Aren't Ubiquitous. Semen Retention To Get Girls? What TF Is That. If That Isn't An Oxymoron What Is? Childhood Is Trauma Preparedness Training. Take Punishment For Example. Or Long Division.

There's Never A Seat At Starbucks. It's Perplexingly Difficult To Untie My Sneaker Laces. ATM's Should Enforce A 5 Minute Time Limit. 8 Signs Of Deeply Unhappy Men. I've Got At Least 4. INFJ-A. Everyone Wants To Be "Unique". Be Uninteresting, That's Unique.

Designer Stuff? For What? Thermals Are All You Need. And A Good Grey Suit Jacket. Hoodies Are Important. Colorful Socks Too. No Grown Man Wants To Be 'Thin'. Addiction Is Human. My Skeptical Wife. My Morning Routine. Cereal.

My Wife Is A Mininalist.

10 Years Is A Long Time. Maybe That's Why She Doesn't Like Me So Much. Women Know Everything About You But You Know Nothing About Them. Even After 10 Years. Especially After 10 Years. Sex Is Wrestling. Sometimes It Hurts. Why Are Some Men Good In Bed And Others Aren't. What Could Be So Different.

Self Checkout Has Failed. They Didn't See That Coming? McRib? Automation Won't Work. On Relationships- The 3 Month Relationship Is Often The Best Relationship. I Was A Ghostbuster. Marriages Should Include A Ten Year Expiration Date With The Option To Extend.

Snoring is an abomination. Birds Who Can't Fly Seem Like A Malapropism. That Darwin Came Up With Evolution On His Own Is Astounding. I Had An Interesting Night In Roppongi. What Should I Have Said To Her?

Work At Home Culture Eludes Me. I've Got Too Many Other Things Going On At Home. How Can I Work There. How's Your Socks Collection Looking? Don't Play Yourself. Get Better Socks. Shirts Are A Bit Overrated. TEAMS Is The Bain Of My Existence. What's With Sociopathic Barbers Who Can Never Just Take A Little Off The Sides.

French Fries Are Pretty Much Perfect. Potato Chips, Almost. Chocolate Chip Cookies In Japan Not So Much. Why Does No One Admit That Chicken Is Virtually Tasteless And That It's All In The Texture. How Is It That Boxes Still Exist. The Post Office Is An Anachronism. Japan Doesn't Do Pizza Very Well.

MUSIC IS LIKE THE WIND. It moves in

mysterious ways. Lots of 'music' is soul poison. Is HIP HOP still hip hop? Are you LISTENING to the words? Or, worse, are you NOT listening. Whose voice are you hearing in your head? Yours, or someone else's? Can you tell the difference anymore? MUSIC IS THE MOST POWERFUL, and most insidious, art form. Clean your mind, 'listen' to silence.