Do Kids Still Want Toys? I Mean, Are Toys Over? Also, What's The Deal With Packaging? And, The Great Hot Air Balloon Adventure.

Listen. Does Anyone Really Need A Colonoscopy? And For What? Isn't It A Bit Too Much? Speaking Of Which, Can I Get My Wisdom Teeth Back Please? What's With All The Poking, Probing, And Pulling? My God.

When A Woman Is Beautiful And Knows She's Beautiful, She's A Beautiful Woman. What If You're A Man Whom Other People Say Is Handsome, But You Don't Believe It, And It Becomes A Handicap? Being Handsome Ain't All It's Cracked Up To Be.

Lil Weezy. Lil Uzi. DaBaby. Lil Baby. And Young Thug. These Guys Are All Coming Over For Dinner. You Ready? Oh And Post Malone Too. So Why Do I Keep Having Dreams About 50 Cent?

Besides my banal intro about bad haircuts, myself and my pal Japan Pimp get into a discussion on the various merits of Japanese Women.

I Got A Bad Haircut And It Gutted Me. Barbers Think They're Artists? Wtf? Also-Why Japan Pimp And I Have Chosen To Be With Japanese Women Part I.

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In This Second Part Of My Discussion With Japan Pimp We Get Into Details About Relationships With Japanese Women.

There's an ongoing debate as to which is the best sweet breakfast food. I think I have the answer. I think. Where exactly does chocolate come from? Are there chocolate trees? Chocolate animals? WTF.

Had a discussion recently revolving around FRENCH TOAST, which I'd thought was a universally loved thing. It's not. There are actually folks who don't like French Toast. Some folks even hate French Toast. How? Then there's CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, which is radioactive waste as far as I'm concerned. I sing the praises of PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES. But not made with "SMOOTH" peanut butter, which may as well be diarrhea. All this leads to my "America The----------" anthology series. I had a group of 'gifted' international students write essays about their thoughts on America before coming here, versus the reality of the America they experienced one brutally hot summer at Fordham University in The Bronx, New York City.

How much stuff do you need man? In this episode we ask ourselves how much stuff you can accumulate. We also discuss the Dorito Effect. How many Doritos can a person eat, and what might life be like if Doritos didn't exist.