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This week on NTBAO, Lisa and Sonni are celebrating Lisa’s birthday down the shore! The ladies are joined by friends old and new for their new segment, Fireside Chats. Their guest speaker Vulgarmort, who shall remain nameless, shares some deeply dark, honest and funny stories with us.

This week on NTBAO, the ladies are on vacation in Wildwood, NJ! They discuss their issues with summer, their bruised egos and they have a little tearful chat.

This week on NTBAO, the ladies discuss 90’s R&B, RuPaul’s Drag Race and pictures of the boys they had in their lockers.

This week on NTBAO, Lisa and Sonni have fallen victim to a Northeast heat wave. The girls discuss slut shaming, career goals and reminisce about Winnie the Pooh.

This week on NTBAO, Lisa and Sonni are joined by a #baodownbro Jeff. The group discuss albinism, adoption and the trio revisit gender roles and love languages.

This week on NTBAO, Lisa and Sonni discuss speed dating, MTV’s Daria and grapple with acceptance.

This week on NTBAO, the girls are joined by original #baodownbitch, Zoe from Nashville. Topics range from the Kardashians to the logistics of cuddling and the group finish it off by trying to de-stigmatize abortion.

This week on NTBAO the girls are in a sing-songy mood. They discuss self preservation vs. avoidance and get real about boundaries.

This week on NTBAO, the girls are joined by an old friend and new father. The group talks about projectile pee, mutton and the fears of fresh fatherhood.