NotJoeFlacco: The Podcast

By NotJoeFlacco

Notjoe (49ers fan) & The Boys (Trevor-Giants, Doug-Browns) bring you NotJoeFlacco The Podcast, an NFL podcast that doesn't always stay on topic.... more

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November 19, 2021 Falcons get McCorkled + Drafting our Week 11 picks
Patriots - Falcons reaction + our 9 round draft of who we think will win this weekend

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45min
November 16, 202149ers-Rams Reaction, Russell Wilson and Cam are back, and the rest of Week 10
Rams-49ers Reactions
SAME OLD SORRY ASS RAMS
WHAT A PERFORMANCE from the 49ers
Can Matt Stafford be trusted
Back to back 2 INT games on national TV
Can the 49ers be trusted
Losses to Colts, McCoys, Seahawks,
At 2-4 I said they need to win 2 out of next 3… and they did (just not the games I expected)
McVay has now lost 5 straight to the 49ers, Jimmy G has never lost to the Rams
49ers now have 5 straight winnable games: @ Jaguars, Vikings, @ Seahawks on SNF, @ Bengals, Falcons
7 Layer Notjoes: Contending Teams

Last Week:
Titans - W
Bucs - L
Packers - W
Ravens - L
Cardinals - L
Rams - L
Chargers/Cowboys - L/W
Name 7 QBs in the 11-20 range

Best Excuse in a Losing Performance
Rams - It’s really hard to beat your daddy
Raiders - Same excuse as last week
Steelers - What do you mean we didn’t lose
Seahawks - Russ was hurt, you soulless creep
Saints - You’re not going to believe us but the refs screwed us
Coaching to Lose the Game
Kyle Shanahan

Unexpected Performance of the Week
Jamal Adams tying Vince Wilfork for career INT
Jimmie Ward doubling his career INTs in one quarter
Browns. Oh the Browns
Matt Stafford being garbage in garbage time
Taint Junction // Welcome to my Taint Talk
Cousins Curse hits!!!
NotJoe’s Taint
Drafted Cardinals, Rams, Chargers, Broncos, Hawks in our picks draft
Does this mean that NotJoe’s Taint is stronger than Kirk Cousins need to lose games to good teams
Blowouts
So many blowouts: Bills/Jets, Chiefs/Raiders, 49ers/Rams, Patriots/Browns, Cowboys/Falcons, Steelers/Lions, Panthers/Cardinals, Packers/Seahawks

Comebacks, Successful and otherwise
Cam is back, and scores 2 TDs in two touches
Russ is back and can’t score
Bad PR -- If you’re hurt, you do the Big Ben ice on your shoulder and knees thing. You don’t make social media posts about how miraculous your recovery was.
Ties: Should we be living in a world where professional football games end in a tie
Only the NFL would trim the OT rules to 10 min instead of 15 for player safety but then extend the season by a whole ass 60 minutes

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1h 6min
November 12, 2021OBJ, Cam Newton, Ravens-Dolphins Reactions + Week 10 Preview
Odell to the Rams
Word association
John Lynch: “Odell told me ‘Get me here’ back in 2018”
Is it bad if the NFL turned into the NBA from a player movement standpoint?
Cam to the Panthers
Panthers are paying Cam’s replacement, the replacement’s replacement, and now Cam Newton to replace his replacement’s replacement
Steve Smith, Steve Smith, Greg Olsen, Kelvin Benjamin, Greg Olsen, Greg Olsen, Funchess, McCaffery
Twice Cam was the team’s leading passer and rusher
3rd in Panthers history for rushing yards, 1st in rushing TDs
McCaffery is 28 TDs behind Cam. Will he ever catch him?

Ravens-Dolphins Reaction

Week 10 NFL Picks Draft

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November 09, 2021Refs-Bears Reactions + The Rest of Week 9 Upsets
NJF 154
Steelers - Bears Reactions
Said it a thousand times, you can’t leave the refs that much time to win the game for the steelers
Why don’t they just do illegal contact every play when its like this
Justin Fields with a too quick game winning drive
At the half both QBs had exactly 63 yards passing. This was a TERRIBLE game at the half
Big Ben no longer strong enough to pump fake
Taunting penalty to save the Steelers
Cassius Marsh went from the 49ers to the Patriots and HATED playing for Belichick… wonder why
Mike Tomlin took a team with Mason Rudolph at QB to 8-8.
Refs Refs and more Refs
TJ Watt
Just a reminder that the Dolphins couldn’t get rid of Minkah Fitzpatrick fast enough
7 Layer Notjoes: Contending Teams
Titans
Bucs
Packers
Ravens
Cardinals
Rams
Chargers/Cowboys
Degenerate Gambler of the Week
No big parlays this week because there’s no way anybody had the Bills, Cowboys, Rams, Bengals, 49ers, etc all losing

Best Excuse in a Losing Performance
Bears - Have you ever fought 7 zebras before?
Bengals - It’s not our fault they cut Odell before they played us
Raiders - Do we really have to get into this?
Panthers - Not really an excuse but we started Darnold against Belichick
Packers - Jordan Love spent the whole game trying to find his mom
Coaching to Lose the Game
Kyle Shanahan

Unexpected Performance of the Week
Jaguars - giVen up 20 in every game this year, 4x given up 30 so of course they hold Josh Allen to 3 FGs
Broncos - 42 minutes of possession, 180 yards rushing
Titans Rams

Other Games:
Giants - Raiders
Ravens Vikings
McCorkle Ankle Hold
Chargers Easy Money
Jordan Love’s parents

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1h 14min
November 05, 2021Jets-Colts Reactions + Week 9 Picks and Preview
NJF The Podcast 153

Lyin Aaron Rodgers…
Are you vaccinated? Yeah, I’m immunized

Jets-Colts Reactions
Who had the over?
Rock Ya Sin is one of my favorite names ever
We were robbed of Primetime Mike White
Announcer Curse - since the announcers pointed out Wentz had 3 incompletions and 3 TDs he threw 4 incompletions and 0 TDs
Josh Johnson Facts:
Didnt win his first and only game until he was 32
He’s made just shy of $8M in his career
Didn’t play in the league between 2013 and 2018 or 2019-2020
Played under Jim Harbaugh… at USD
HE’S THIRTY FIVE
He’s played in the XFL and the AAF
Johnathan Taylor gonna be 1st pick in fantasy next year
This is the first Sunday Night Football game all season between 2 teams with winning records...
Sunday Night Football -
Week 1 - Both teams 0-0
Week 2 - Ravens were 0-1 (chiefs)
Week 3 - Packers were 1-1 (49ers)
Week 4 - Pats were 1-2 (bucs)
Week 5 - Chiefs were 2-2 (bills)
Week 6 - Seahawks 2-3 vs Steelers 2-3
Week 7 - Colts 2-4 vs 49ers 2-3
Week 8 - Vikings 3-3 (cowboys)
Week 9 - Titans vs Rams

Browns v Bengals -2.5
Can the Browns rally together and win a game with all the distractions
Broncos v Cowboys -9.5
How do the rest of the Broncos feel after Von Miller gets traded while they’re 4-4
Their schedule is ugly - Cowboys, Chargers x2, Chiefs x2, Bengals, Raiders (+ Eagles and Lions)
Texans v Dolphins -6.5

Falcons v Saints -5.5
Raiders v Giants +3.5
Patriots v Panthers +3.5
Bills v Jaguars +14.5
Vikings v Ravens -5.5
Chargers v Eagles +2.5
Packers v Chiegs -2.5
Cardinals v 49ers +2.5
Titans v Rams -7.5
Bears v Steelers -6.5

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1h
November 02, 2021Giants-Chiefs Reactions + Mike White, Derrick Henry, and the rest of Week 8
NotJoe 152

Start Bench Cut: 2022 NY Giants starting QB
Tyrod Taylor
Marcus Mariota
Andy Dalton
Giants-Chiefs Instant Reactions
Was this even a moral victory (on the road against the AFC champions only lose by 3)?
Why did it take 2018, 2019, 2020, for teams to just be like… hey, stay deep. Dont let the Chiefs score quick.
With the Jets win and the Giants loss… the Giants are officially the worst franchise over the last 5 seasons
Where in the world is Doug, cuz its not San Diego?

7 Layer Notjoes: Coaches on the hot seat
Pete Carrol
Brian Flores
Mike Zimmer
Matt Nagy
Joe Judge
Ron Rivera
Nick Sirianni
Vic Fangio
Urban Meyer
Degenerate gambler of the week
Guy who put $1000 down on Mike White… in his first start… against the team with the best record in the AFC… leading the league in passing in Week 8. He won $125,000

Offensive Defensive Player of the Week
Jared Goff throwing the ball away on 4th down
Kirk Cousins 2min drill
Carson Wentz throwing a pick six… from his own end zone… with his left hand
LSU WR in Cleveland
Coaching to Lose the Game
Mike Zimmer double timeout disaster

Unexpected Performance of the Week
The Goddamn New York Jets
Jimmy G!!!
Eagles 44-6
Backup QBs - Mike White, Cooper Rush, Semian
The More They Stay the Same
Kirk Cousins 184 yards passing in prime time against a good team
Chargers making everyone think they’re going to be different and still being the chargers
Deebo Samuel Appreciation Segment

Other Stuff:
Would you rather be the Titans or the Browns right now?
What about the Chiefs or Browns

Jets have two wins against teams that would make the playoffs if they started today
Sean Payton top 3 coach with only 1 ring (of our lifetime)? Andy reid, arians, pederson, kubiak, carroll, harbaugh, mccarthy, Tomlin, dungy, cowher, gruden, billick, vermeil, holmgren, switzer, seifert, ditka, (leaving off madden, webank, stram, mccafferty)
Patriots actually get a good win (Jets, Texans, Jets, Chargers)
Cardinals

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1h 18min
October 29, 2021Packers-Cardinals Reaction + Week 8 Picks
Packers-Cardinals Reaction
I think this actually was the best game on the week 8 schedule
The TNF Edition of Packers-Cardinals… exciting but:
Dhop hurt, no davante, packers didnt even have their DC
Rodgers threw for less than 200 -- 2nd time in 3 weeks he’s thrown for under 200 + 2 TDs
Kyler - 2 picks, looked a little lost
What were they doing with Deandre Hopkins?
In-out-in-out… is he hurt or not?
You have a 99% chance of going to the playoffs… if he’s healthy and a 0% chance of winning the Super Bowl if he’s not
AJ Green
Lagging
AJ Green that one guy in Call of Duty shooting at a wall or just doing circles in the middle of a courtyard
AJ Green is the guy stopped at a green light
Start Bench Cut: You have to pick one of these games to watch on repeat for a week and if you do it you get $10,000
WFT @ Denver
Eagles @ Lions
Jaguars @ Seahawks
Week 8 Games
Is there even a good game this week?
RedZone shouldnt even show these
49ers @ Bears
Eagles @ Lions
Rams @ Texans
Jaguars @ Seahawks
WFT @ Denver
Miami @ Buffalo
Fantasy Only
Patriots @ Chargers
Panthers @ Falcons
Titans @ Colts
Bengals @ Jets (Ja’Marr Chase Only)
Giants @ Chiefs
Watchable
Bucs @ Saints
Cowboys @ Vikings
Steelers @ Browns
Questions in advance of the week:
Can the 49ers turn it around, avoid ruining my birthday, and get some momentum going into a game with a potentially injured Kyler Murray?
Can the Lions win a game?
Do you think Russ throws an INT in the end zone when he’s practicing his 2min drill in street clothes?
Titans gonna have a let down?
One of the most important Cousins Curse games of all time

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1h 7min
October 26, 2021Saints-Seahawks Reaction + The Rest of Week 7
Start Bench Cut
Game Manager Edition
Carson Wentz
Matt Ryan
Jameis Winston
Saints-Seattle Reactions
Who’s faster: Mahomes or Jameis

NotJoe’s 49er Corner
Shanahan is me playing golf: Just enough good shots to where I keep coming back but its awful to watch and nobody would pay to see it
The best Colts play was “throw deep and get a PI call” which worked because the 49ers have zero ball skills in their secondary. Jason Verrett, Richard Sherman, Ahkello Witherspoon have all the 49ers INT from the last calendar year
What to do with the QBs:
Week 8-10 are @ Bears, then home vs Cardinals, home vs Rams
11-13: @ jaguars, VIKINGS, @ seahawks
Start Bench Cut
You’re 0-7, which coach do you most want to play for
Brian Flores
Dan Campbell
Zac Taylor
7 Layer NotJoes
Worst Offseason Decisions
Trading for Sam Darnold
49ers going into this season with zero depth at CB
Lions going into the season without WRs
Bringing back Matt Nagy
Brandon Aiyuk turning into Laquan Treadwell
Michael Thomas waiting on his off season surgery
Texans not trading Deshaun when he asked them to
Awards
‘Best Excuse in a Losing Performance
Lions - Hey man we literally tried everything
Unexpected Performance of the Week (Formerly the Jekyll & Carlos Hyde Award)
Bengals 41-17 over the Ravens
Chiefs only scoring 3 points against a team that lost to the Jets
Ravens losing 17-41 against the Bengals
Curse of the Week
Madden Curse - Mahomes
SB Loser Curse - Chiefs
49ers Drafted a WR in the first round curse
Questions from the rest of the games
What round in the draft is mega-punter going?
Least watchable week of games I can remember?
MNF and SNF were in the rain and ¾ teams had losing records
10/13 games were 2 score differentials
Best game was Falcons Dolphins? Lions Rams?
Joel asks: Is Jared Goff just a healthier Sam Bradford

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1h 24min
October 20, 2021NFL Week 6 Reactions & Awards, Jamal Adams & DK Metcalf Reactions
Awards
Offensive Defensive Player of the Week
DK Metcalf - why you not going out of bounds?
Shannon Sharpe beef
Josh Allen - you’re 6’6… its half a yard. I thought you were a hurdler
Geno Smith -
‘Best Excuse in a Losing Performance
Patriots - We hung with a real team on the road and we still don’t have any skill position guys
Seahawks - We’re missing Russ
Broncos - You ever played a Nobody Believes in Us + Its us against the world team?
Coaching to Lose the Game
The guy who didnt hedge or cash out for 180k
Painful Admissions
Doug
Questions from the rest of the games
Is Jamal Adams getting hit in the face with a football the funniest thing to happen in an NFL game in my life
The MVP out there running fake two minute drills while he’s on IR… bit much?
The Vikings are who they always are: 3 losses to good teams, 3 wins against bad teams
The Chiefs are kinda the same thing though: Losses to ravens, chargers, bills - W vs WFT, eagles, browns
Aaron Rodgers
Urban Meyer still hasn’t won in the US, at least the Dolphins still get 2 games against the Jets and 1 against the Texans
Panthers / Broncos both with 3 game losing streaks after starting 3-0
Those poor lions

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October 19, 2021Bills-Titans Reaction + NFL MVP Draft + Mega Parlay Reaction
NJF 149

Start Bench Cut: Which Titans team is this?
Team that beat the Bills in a shootout and Seahawks on the road
Team that lost to the Jets
Team that lost to the Jets and beat the Bills
Titans-Bills Reaction
7 lead changes at 34-31 Titans
Kick Return gets called back
And then…
Do you go for it?
Hadnt been able to stop shit
Have the athletic freak future MVP at QB
Just need a half yard
Why leave to a coin flip
Another week, another massive parlay
Cash out for 180k
Cash out 1 for 90, let 1 ride for 145
Let both ride
Titans came in 27th in passing yards per game with Julio
Falcons are 12th without him
Derrick Henry MVP?
Came in averaging 128/g, with 7 TDs and added 140 and 2 TDs
Pacing for 402 carries
Josh Allen has an absolutely garbage stache (and qb sneak game)
Reviews - The only podcast I listen to. Listening to NotJoe and the Boys is great because they don’t try too hard, they just talk football from the perspective of 3 die hard fans. Keeps you engaged and invested in the conversation. And like any good podcast, the tangents may be the best part. Not bad for a meme page

7 Layer MVP Notjoes
Kyler
Dak
Josh Allen
Justin Herbert
Lamar Jackson
Tom Brady
Derrick Henry

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