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Who knew an eternity of carnage could be so fun? We had a blast reading the Warhammer novel Blackstone Fortress by Darius Hinks, one of a zillion Warhammer novels.

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We get sad and frustrated over The Deer Hunter (by E.M. Corder, 1979), a sparse, disturbing adaptation of the '78 film starring Christopher Walken and Robert De Niro.

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The Goosebumps parody nobody wanted is back, baby! From 1995, the vile and juvenile Gooflumps sticks its moist fingers in your ears. You're welcome.

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Recorded Oct. 12, 2023

Do the Clampetts' uncultured antics translate better from TV to print than from the Ozarks to Beverly Hills? Chris and Mark discuss The Saga of Wildcat Creek, Doris Shroder's 1963 novelization. | This episode was recorded way back on June 16, 2022!

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King Kong isn't the romp we expected. In turns boring and racially problematic, King Kong (1932) by D.W. Lovelace is a let-down of a book but a hilarious conversation piece. | This episode was recorded on April 22, 2021

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