When a host asks the question, "When's the last time you soiled yourself?", you know you're in for a good listen! You'll start to think this week's episode was basically sponsored by Benadryl as Adrian confesses he's taken way too much, and it leads to some pretty hilarious results. And we finally have a fool-proof, totally scientific method of finding out who talks more on the podcast. We know at least a few of our listeners will be surprised with the results!

A juicy new episode of Now That's What I Call Podcast drops today, and the only song we're sad wasn't included on this volume is Caroline's "Shart Song." But why dwell on sad things when we have a BRAND NEW weekly segment! Listen along and help us decipher fun new acronyms in the bastion of forbidden love known as Craigslist Personals. Strap on a diaper and snuggle up with your daddy, because we're poz you're gonna love this week's episode!

We're back "in the stuuuuu"! We missed you Crab Cakes, and we hope you missed us! Somewhere there is a lucky criminal (or homeless person) with Producer Scott's computer and a lost episode, and we're asking help from our faithful listeners... but not for what you think. Caroline's been thinking of getting into roller derby, and we need help thinking of her derby name. We also need to know how exactly an "Irish Catorce" translates into a sex move. Even the cats get a lot of love in this week's episode, but you know who doesn't?? Chingy and white people with dreadlocks. Enjoy, like, love, rate, and share!

Crab Cakes, we have a SUPER SPECIAL dual-part episode for you! Caroline's friend, Youtube science rapper Coma Niddy (https://www.youtube.com/user/comaniddy), special guests and causes quite a stir, shaking up the entire rating system while lending insight into some of the very odd noises Caroline's body produces and proving everyone needs a hype-man... even Meghan Trainor! Cuz everything is chemicals........ everything.................

Volume 17 of Now That's What I Call Podcast drops today for our beautiful listeners! You know, Caroline and Adrian just love you so much that they sometimes feel compelled to share really essential, can't-miss information... like how to talk to a girl wearing headphones. In this week's episode, they'll shower you with all kinds of knowledge from their gorgeous domes and divulge a litany of personal information. Trust us, you're never going to look at greek yogurt the same way again!

You will NOT believe what rap lyrics were enough to actually gross out the infallible Adrian and newly-"therapized" Caroline! But thankfully the duo powers through this one and show they're not above dishing out the ULTIMATE sexytime cheat code or establishing sucking dick as the new grain on the food pyramid. Grab your significant other bowling-ball-style and cozy up to another amazing episode of Now That's What I Call Podcast, where the duo thoroughly shades producer Scott's age and "immaculate" driving record, and where Adrian describes Magic: The Gathering in riveting detail. And don't worry if you don't get the bowling ball reference right away... you will ;-)

Welcome to Now That's What I Call Podcast Volume 15, where Ludacris' and Chingy's lyrics are read aloud in all of their vulgar glory, which consequently leads to Caroline's WORST review score ever! But on the flip side, our top-score-earning song vixen Norah Jones returns this week to restore the pheromonal balance (we're still all boned up over here, Norah. PLEASE DM us)! Ever wonder what sort of sex act at the club earns you the highest number of top shelf drinks? If you wanna find out, you'll listen and show us some love on iTUNES ;-)

Ever wonder how differently things could have turned out for the pervy little boy in the Stacy's Mom music video, had he just asked permission? These are the sort of hard-hitting discussions happening in this week's episode, Volume 14, where Obama's boner-jam playlist is carefully examined, along with the introduction of two ALL NEW segments: Adrian's One-Man Improv and Caroline's Monthly Feminist Sticker Club Delivery.

Welcome to "Buttplugs 101: The Importance of a Flared Base", brought to you by the ever-cheery Caroline and self-proclaimed "cool guy" Adrian. The duo is really feeling their oats this week in Volume 13 as they tear down traditional notions of "The Friend Zone" while they team up to shout insults at Joe Budden and offer up their best advice on how to get out of a speeding ticket. Learn how Caroline saved a small child's life from Adrian and a Game of Thrones-style death... Or learn what random household item is sure to take your musical career to the next level... Do you really think you're going to pass this one up?!

One might consider this week's episode a Now That's What I Call-To-Action (we're so fucking clever!). In their latest episode, Caroline is requesting all submissions of erotic Minion fan art go to her Twitter page, and Adrian requests to hear what our little crab cakes really think of horses. Sky's the limit here! Feel free to chime in along with Caroline and Adrian on whether or not P. Diddy is actually gay, or what you think LL Cool J meant when he talked about pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings.......