This week Matt and Sammie deconstruct the boob, make poopin' fun again, and bring Michael Scott's wildest dreams into his very own kitchen.

This episode is dedicated to Austria and their magical toilets.

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On this week's episode, Matt and Sammie reach out to 12yr old inventors, give you even more reasons not to hang out with your friends, and also give you even more reasons to hang out with your friends.

This episode is dedicated to dancing dogs.

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This week Matt and Sammie take "pranking" to a weird new level, invent an entirely unnecessary new way to carry M&M's, and... actually come up with a good idea?

This episode is dedicated to long distance mathematician pen pals.

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This week Matt & Sammie are flushing some of their best ideas down the toilet. You probably don't want nothin' to do with these.

This episode is dedicated to dreamers.

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This week sees Matt and Sammie's first "Dong-DON'T"! But first they harness the power of smell, and call out the shocking butter habits of their family.

This episode is dedicated to The Pop-Tart Revolution #whatsyourflavour

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What's your flavour?! This week Matt and Sammie start the Pop Tart revolution! Don't trust your fridge?! Well, maybe your fridge shouldn't trust you! Growing your own mushrooms? Watch out for skin-eating bacteria!

This episode is dedicated to twins.

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SLEEP! It happens every night, and this week Matt and Sammie help YOU get the sleep of your dreams. They talk pillows, duvets, headboards, and more pillows.

This week's episode is dedicated to Pencival the Peacock.

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On this week's episode Matt and Sammie make cinema trips needlessly complicated, bring bespoke dungarees to the masses, and design an app specifically for Ainsley Harriott.

This episode is dedicated to that guy from the Derren Brown ride, sorry.

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In this week's episode, Matt and Sammie help lazy people streamline the self-cleaning process, make sneezing finally productive, and release the secret to getting rich at 15.

This episode is dedicated to cat people. WE KNOW THE TRUTH!

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A very special bonus episode this week! Matt and Sammie delve into the weird and wonderful minds of their listeners - from gourmet muffins, to Uber for awkward first dates, as well as a music interlude from Zero G Baby.

This episode is dedicated to you, thanks for listening*.

*Also to Elon for sending Bob and Doug into space. That was pretty cool.

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