Whether you're licking, nibbling, f*cking or frying it up in a pan (wait what?) skin is IN. 

I'm sure you all saw the weird cannibal sexts from C-List actor, A-List weirdo Armie Hammer. If you haven't, Google it RIGHT NOW, its downright wrong. Olivia and Kate take on these messages, where one should *in theory* draw the line (it def is before cannibal-esque sex... but like where?) and different flabs of skin you could have sex with. Kate also tells an uncomfortable story involving her first and last experience as the dominant one in bed. 

Welcome back for your weekly installment of WTF xoxo

Welcome to 2021, all you singles have officially made it through the final engagement/baby announcement szn of the year, and we have until about Memorial Day to get a break from all that. So yay us.

Listen to the NWC girls breakdown a Grandma Fetish, titty f*cking/motorboating a chick with small boobs and where the best place is to commit one of the most horrifying bodily functions. This is one you're gonna want headphones for, WE'RE BACK BABYYYY. Missed you little slores.

New Year, Same Bullshit xoxo

Is there such thing as a bad gift? Or are you also just grateful to be thought of? Well, the NWC girls hunkered down in last week's snow storm with a bottle of wine each and explored this question. Olivia's mind may have been changed by the end of this, because Kate has received an objectively horrible gift, we think it may also convince you there is such thing as a bad gift.

We also tackle when/what you should get for the person you're more than hooking up with, but less than dating, just in time for some last minute shopping.

'Tis the season LDs, we know you're on the naughty list, so here's our present to you xoxo

S/o to our pop punk roots, but really, Olivia has a fire name for this episode that we cannot use, and I knew I couldn't come up with any better so bringing in a FOB tribute. We're back and ready to catch you up on some weird boy shit, gentlemen, keep on being creepy... Kate also gets weirdly in her feels about the first man who "broke her heart". She was 14, so take that as you want. 

Happy to be back and talking to you beautiful little limp dicks xoxo

Gobble me, swallow me, its almost Thanksgiving Eve people. Historically, this day is for going back home, showing all the people you've known forever that you've gotten hotter (or stayed hot) and hooking up. We all know that the turkey isn't the only thing getting stuff on the last Thursday of November. But this is just another American tradition that Covid has taken away from us, however it has not stopped the strategic texting over the last week from occurring. 

We also chat about how fantastic it is being single for the holidays, the holidays that see the most ass and the hands down least sexy holiday.

Grab your stretchy pants and grab your headphones, we're getting saucy.

And there are some shitty frickin "friendships". Changing gears a little bit here and chatting about toxic friends and why we are too old to be dealing with them. Say it again with me: We Are Too Old To Deal With Shitty Friends.

Listen to all the clichés about protecting your energy, elevating your life, cutting out those toxic people like dead ends. Those clichés exist because they're so true, it sounds dumb to have to say them outloud, should just be common sense. 

So come hang with your *favorite* friends and we'll tell you about some of the shitty people that our now longer in our lives... because we do try to practice what we preach.

xoxo

The music was in us during this recording and it shows. We sing our way through dating down, having pro athletes babies and the power that comes with who loves their partner a little less (which isn't a cool game to purposely play, btw). Also the brilliant idea of a new business venture emerges so stick around for that, it'll have you buzzing. 

This epi is dedicated to Armando Christian Pérez. DM us if you know who that is ;)

Welcome back for another weekly installment of NWC, we're here to give you a little Halloweekend update, talk about the insanity of No Nut November and how subtle shot shooting is lost on Olivia. We also talk about the hard lesson every average to hot girl needs to learn, your guy friends either want to hook up with you rn, or have seriously thought about it in the past. Basically, they wanna see you naked. Also, if Olivia is mean to you OR nice to you, there's a chance she wants to hook up with you, so good luck figuring that one out! 

Sit back, pour a glass of some sort of alcohol (I absolutely do not care if it is 10am) and escape from the Election Day bullshit with 41 minutes of more entertaining and stress free bullshit. 

Xoxo, thinking of all you hotties

Move over young millennial men who last more than 7 minutes in bed, 80s babies with a knack for efficiency in bed is where its at, at least for the NWC girls (but we have a feeling a lot of women will agree). Long gone are the days of 45 minute. "is this almost over" sex, if you can't get me off fast, you probably just can't get me off. 

You know who can get you off though? A man born between 1980 and 1989, we don't know if its the porn they watched, the lack of fuck boy indoctrination in their high school college years, or they've just been around the block, but we here on NWC have a hypothesis that 80s men know how to please a woman, so we're running an experiment, so far, looking like we're right. That said, we're still running a control group and a group "b", the younger men. So we'll also tell you about our cougar status.

We also have a few PSAs that may be helpful, one involves eye contact with a butthole. So buckle up, put on some headphones and lets get into it.

Happy Tuesday babies xo