Nowhere, On Air

Welcome back, listeners. Can you tell the difference between a dream and a warning?

The voice of Tanner is Chuck Raymond. The voice of Elmur Braedon Jamieson is Rat Grimes. The voice of today's sponsor (?) is Taylor Michaels. Featuring the voices of Alex Nursall and Harlan Guthrie as Voices.

Check out Rat's other work on The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio, and The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio-- the trailer for which you can hear at the end of this episode! There are two seasons out now for your listening enjoyment.

Check out Taylor's other work as Chance in WOE.BEGONE, and David in The Grotto.

CW: Depersonalization/derealization/dissociation, anxiety and paranoia, existentialism, brief description and reference to injury.

Transcripts are available through our Buzzsprout hosted site!

Sound effects in this episode courtesy of Freesound.org contributors: dazero, felixblume, and szelestamas.

Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab. 

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Welcome back to Nowhere, On Air, folks-- to the here and now that is the radio.

The voice of Tanner is Chuck Raymond. The voice of River is Achilles Friesen. The voice of Clark "British" Olsen is Shaun Pellington.

CW: Mentions of blood and injury, derealization, existentialism, paranoia, and raised voices.

Transcripts available through our Buzzsprout hosted site! 

Sound Effects in this episode from Freesound.org contributors:  brainclaim, ecfike, dazero, soozenextthing, nicstage, jeanet_henning, dhi67540, szelestamas, and geoneo0. 

This episode features  a trailer for Soul Operator!

Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

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Nowhere, On Air will return with season 3... April 30th!

Here's a little teaser while we wait. Thank you all for your support, and for tuning in. We're so excited to burrow our way back into your speakers, and your ears...

Stay tuned!

In the meantime, the best way to stay updated on what we're doing and where we're at is unfortunately on the app formerly known as Twitter, @nowhereonair! Or, email us at [email protected]! 

This episode of Nowhere, On Air  was written, voiced, and produced by Jesse Syratt. 

CW: Brief loud/surprising noise at 1:27; mild paranoia. 

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Everything has a cause and effect. When something vanishes, someone notices... What do we do about the things left behind? This bonus episode of Nowhere, On Air comes to you from a dimension much more like our own...  

Featuring Taylor Michaels as Chip Roberts, and Tatiana Gefter as Nadia.  

For more of Tatiana’s work, check out the upcoming Soul Operator. 

Taylor can be found and heard as Chance in WOE.BEGONE,  and David in The Grotto(dropping Friday!)

You can also catch both Taylor as Winston and Tatiana as Marigold in the upcoming second season of Tales from the Fringes of Reality

Lastly, you can hear all three of us on The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio... Season 2 premiering December 6th!

This episode of Nowhere, On Air  was written and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Jesse Syratt.

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The song from Episode 42, "On Air, Where?" without the distortion/editing.

Performed and original verse by Jesse Syratt. Traditional folk song circa 1851, authors unknown.

You can purchase/download this track, and others from the show, here!

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A message through the static-- from the past, present, or future? Who can say.

CW: Existentialism.

Here's a monologue that didn't make it in to Episode 42 to fill the ongoing radio silence. 

This is one way of saying "we're still here!" The show's not done yet! There are some current, ongoing life factors impacting the show's production-- but we're not down for the count. Keep your eyes on the feed for more little bonuses while episodes are being worked on slowly but surely behind the scenes. 

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While we're on a break, we'd like to share a new show we've been looking forward to: Finding Pattersby,  created by Ryan Sandoval, premieres June 29th! Find the show on Twitter, and their feed just about anywhere you get your podcasts.

"Finding Pattersby is a weirdo mystery comedy about an ex-ghostwriter who uses his investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff.

Also the ghostwriter’s a liar.

Join host Ryan Cervantes as he delves into the underworld of the suspense-thriller book industry and uncover the Truth behind Luke Pattersby’s mysterious disappearance.

Part travelogue, part horror story, all tongue-in-cheek mindbender, he’ll face a rogues gallery of eccentric authors, corporate monstrosities, dark academia and cultish readerships as Cervantes’ slice-of-life detective saga threatens to become the type of thriller novel he once wrote. 

In other words: The following events are fake. The story however...is real.

New chapters release last Thursday of every month; bi-weekly updates in between.

Finding Pattersby is written, directed and produced by Ryan Sandoval with music and sound design by Erik Jourgensen. This podcast contains mature themes, explicit language, comedic references to body horror, violence, kidnapping, drowning, cult participation and death. Listener discretion is advised, full transcripts available at patterspod.com"

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A strange broadcast cuts through the static.

Featuring Harlan Guthrie and Alex Nursall, of Malevolent and Parkdale Haunt respectively as Voices Not Yet Identified.

Sound effects courtesy of Freesound contributor: harveyjnz.

Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

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CW: Loud static, distress, existential themes. 

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It's snowing, folks. And as the snow covers the Earth... things are being uncovered.

The voice of Martha is Day Chase. The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond. The voice of River is Achilles Friesen. The voice of Clark Olsen (?) is Shaun Pellington.

Special thanks to Freesound.org contributors: sheyvan, mootmcnoodles, ericssoundschmiede, nigelwright, alexbuk, warrick-lendon, aalgar, and cabled_mess.

Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

We'd love to hear from you! Email us at [email protected]. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir

CW: Conflict, raised voices, mention of cold-related injury, crying. 

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Another late night broadcast. Join Jess for a midnight memory meditation.

CW: Existential themes.

Sound effects this episode courtesy of free sound contributors: fractanimal, tnturner, mootmcnoodles, qubodup, conleec, zebragrrl, eflexmusic, shadowedhunter, szelestamas, jgrzinich, macdaddyno1, and nicoproson.

Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

We'd love to hear from you! Email us at [email protected]. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir

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