NPC Incorporated

Greetings, dear listeners! Please enjoy this audio version of our latest live show, Thirst for Adventure. This sunshine-y quest takes our heroes to the far-flung island of Lancalo, where an annual challenge is held to decide who is Best of the Beach! Can the heroes win this competition and impress the Sunlord? Or will traps, sentient beachballs, and their own problematic views on elves keep them from winning the prize from a dastardly contestant who seems just as determined to kill them as to beat them? Download this live ep into your shellphone or seagull (depending on your service provider) and soak in some summer fun!

Starring

Kelsey Blackwell as Gertie Goliath

Beckett Kenny as Chewii

Obi Ehn as Obi Okoma

Meadow Kei Lillium as Betti the Yeti

Greetings, dear listener! Our heroes are reunited after their hunt for Brother Will’s treasure, and it’s time for lunch! After noticing a mysterious food truck in the parking lot of NPC Inc’s warehouse, The Green Team figures out their strange ordering system and sits down for some delicious tacos slathered in a potent sauce to discuss what to do about the rumors being supposedly spread by Dimetra. Then it’s back to business as usual, Quinn wanders off to look at birds, Matt makes a discovery, June looks for a shower. When Dimetra discovers the identity of the culprit, will the party be too lost in the sauce to help??

In this episode

Dimetra orders sauce on the side

June is taking classes at Second Citadel

Matt glitches during fast travel

Quinn rolls to wood check, if a wood check could check wood

And the pigeons prepare for what comes next

Tacos Misticos theme - “El Lobo” by Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass Band

Greetings, dear listeners! Matt and June are on a treasure hunt! Can they survive the heat and darkness to find the treasure of Brother Will, and also complete a side quest to cool down the warehouse for Bill Bonetusk? And while they’re away, will Quinn and Dimetra stay out of trouble (and the supply closet?) or will trouble find them in the form of strange rumors going around the office, spread by one of the Green Team?

In this Episode

Quinn finds a “flying broom”

Dimetra has to have Quinn put down

Matt is having a looney toonsday

And June has an Entmoot

Greetings, dear listeners! Please enjoy this audio version of our latest live show, Thirst for Adventure. Sorry about the audio quality on this one, we were in a different theater with a different set up, but it’s still a rootin-tootin’ good time! In this gunslingin’ adventure, four heroes with scores to settle showdown against a gang of evil sheriffs in a dusty desert town. Get ready for hot coffee, cool denim outfits, and a gunfight that will have you chanting “Piss, Piss, Piss!”

Starring

Casey Larwood as Dervhle

Ned Jorts as Jobe Job

Whitney Chitwood as Ricki Springfoot

And Ryan Trimble as Mary-Anne Sullivan

Greetings, dear listeners! Another Wednesday begins for our heroes as they wake to a heat advisory from their favorite unhinged public radio DJ, John Rainbow. Can our heroes beat the heat and start another day at NPC Inc, or will they be pushed to the edge and discover that no amount of charitable donations to public radio can slake their thirst for vengeance? Find out as a new day dawns, complete with evil forms, ominous new coworkers, and a call to find a long lost treasure, somewhere deep in the warehouse! You’re listening to WCPR, home of hot hits and hostage crises!

In this episode

June quickly breads

Matt might want to actually kill his boss

Quinn crafts a pickle potion

And Dimetra throws in a couple of tsks

Greetings, dear listeners! Please enjoy this audio version of our latest live show, Thirst for Adventure. In this magical installment, four somewhat-helpful heroes are teleported to the fey realm to help a princess find her stolen smile so that Spring can begin. Can a rebellious druid, a goblin who might be a king, a devilish warlock, and a capitalist cleric solve the mystery in a world where everything is quirked up and hella silly? Is cocaine ok for unicorns? Does apple sauce get you drunk? Find out in this magical live show that will have you coming back for more! (repeat customers are very important to our business model)

With

Alexa Jaeger as Goblin King Jareth

Clayton Margeson as Shava Liadon

Daryn Robinson as Amazonia Prima

And Diya Basrai as Beebs Whackstaff

Greetings, dear listeners! The dudes of NPC Inc are hangin’ out! Join Matt, Bill, Sean, Ray and Durzek as they head to the Firepit Bowl-o-Rama to face off with a trio of challenges: Food, Drink, and Bowling. Can these fellas take a break from the stress of modern life to enjoy a game and a drink with some new friends, or will we quickly lose interest in what they’re doing and start to follow the story of a beleaguered bartender and his cigar-loving friend? Why not both? Grab some meat of Sal Manderberg’s grill and fill a glass with three kinds of scotch, let’s roll!

In this episode

Durzek drinks for free

Sean is a super spy

Ray wrecks stuff at work

Matt rolls some dammy

And Bill is nerfed by poppers

Greetings, dear listeners! Dimetra is in trrrrrooouble! As Mr. Lowe and Quinn remind her of the company’s very obvious attendance policy, Matt and June head to the hot, smokey office of Sean Burns, hoping to find some clarity on the recent employee survey and to continue to explore Matt’s well-established hatred of surveys. Get ready for a miraculous save via high-two and to hear our cast pull off a dizzying combo of movie, music and gaming references that would make Tony Hawk’s head explode.

In this episode

Matt tests his eye speed

June pitches Die Bard

Quinn brought their own torture tools

And Dimetra is saved by a high five

Featuring music by Komiku

Greetings, dear listeners! Please enjoy this audio version of our latest live show, Thirst for Adventure. In this topsy-turvy adventure, a team of adventurers set out to help the Opposite of Dracula, a kind sunflower farmer who just wants to make his hometown of Helsing a better place, but a cruel land developer and his treacherous former servant want him dead! Are they ready to defend Sunshine Farm from mean ol’ Mina Harker, or will the allure of cruel capitalism cause them to turn on the reverse-vampire they were paid to protect? Find out in this tale of blood drinking, bird vomiting, and a final battle that will have you saying “well, technically none of this happens in Dracula.”

With

Kerry Stevens as Kate Shrub

Michael Serio as Dirk Steele

John Stockwell as Grotsaac

And Jessica Mance as Fristina Fragulera

Greetings, dear listeners! Whew, there’s a lot going on with the poor Green Team! June’s escaped Mama’s Records Department, Quinn’s gone survey-mad, Matt’s sore from answering questions, and Dimetra and Alan are trapped by the Lunch Bunch! Sure would complicate things if these disparate threads came together in a big warehouse brawl! And guess what? That’s exactly what happens! Tune in to as worker turns on worker turns on Lunch Eater turns on team mate! Also tune in for a discussion of Steve Urkel’s many war crimes.

In this episode

DM Hobert gets coin brain

Quinn goes for a gnome roam

Matt asks for a pat

June points at a pen

And Dimetra faces some repercussions

Drum sample by Nicholas The Octopus Camarena