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I... I think he dies at the end? I have no idea what happened at the end besides a long speech about how "life is a dream" or something.

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We decide to test out our new audio situation by live-watching 'Twilight' the movie. It's a hoot if you're watching it with us, but if you're just listening- all you're going to hear is us breathing a lot and it won't make sense. Especially when Ben explains all of Edwards weird expressions being the result of an eternal struggle with puberty.

We learn:

• Ben is inching closer to a romantic relationship with is physical therapist
• Gretchen explains how a tufted tit-mouse will eat your hair
• Glen tries not to crack up during a funeral
• Gretchen gets Ben to make bird noises

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A group of thieves show up to a council meeting. And that's about it. It pretty much has no point. It's ok to skip this episode.

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Never trust a ghost, especially if you’re the one who killed them. Even more especially if they couldn’t understand basic fashion while they were alive.

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Two grown men read a book for really, really young children. We learn that this series has nothing to do with homeless children who ride the rails solving mysteries. They are, in fact, privileged kids living in a small town where everyone respects them.

We learn:

• Ben’s employer won’t let him work from home even when he has a bum leg
• Gretchen explains how birds can have secret families… Like a salesman
• Glen gets ripped off by a racist tree guy

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When a story is depressing as hell in the first page and a half- you wouldn’t think it would get any worse. But it does.

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The best way to pick up women is when they’re dying and you’re the only doctor for miles.

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The story of an unattractive woman who is lonely, but it doesn’t matter since she suddenly winds up in prison for no reason and dies.

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This week we finish Fifty Shades of Grey by E. L. James. And we give up- it’s just too annoying. The worst part, after all that work of trying to get through this turd, there isn’t even really an ending.

We learn:

• The word "grins" shows up 124 times in this book
• Gretchen actually got Ben to make a bird sound with his mouth
• There is actually a fur glove used during a sex scene
• Ben’s whole leg is getting disgusting
• There 124 "frowns” in the book

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Another week, another depressing Russian short story. This one about a man who spends the night homeless, and gets hot kisses from a homeless lady.

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