Nuzzle House

When the stress of being engaged is too much, Tom turns to pagan rituals and fantasy.

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If a small boy asks a small girl to get engaged, does anyone in pre-civil war Mississippi notice? Find out in today’s episode.

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We learn:

• Ben's only news is that he doesn't like his job.
• Glen didn't do much besides watch illegal fireworks
• Gretchen holds the show together AGAIN with a 'toad tidbit'.
• Ben still keeps trying to work the 3-way joke

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We Learn about Huck Finn, who is considered the town low-life. Though I don’t see why. Anyone who walks around with a dead cat seems fine to me. We also learn how to successfully hit on a woman.

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Not a lot happens. Just a bored kid in church getting pinched by pinch bugs. Though, since nothing carries over from chapter to chapter- I’m beginning to believe that Mark Twain invented the situational comedy format.

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We learn:

• Ben gets really upset that his bird news isn't as exciting as Gretchen's.

• Glen social-distanced in Rochester

• Gretchen holds the show together AGAIN with a duck blurb and a weather joke

• Glen spent hours editing this to keep it around an hour. But no one ever thanks him...

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I visited a friend in another city, and I can’t make it tie into an episode where Tom Sawyer lied his way into a brand new bible.

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Covid still exists, weirdly enough. And this chapter teaches you that you can use it to fake your own death. Though, you might get a bed pan's "water" thrown on you.

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We learn:

Ben has no news. None at all.

Glen successfully avoids a woman's love.

Gretchen holds the show together with another 'bird blurb' and the recipe for a summertime drink.

Glen thinks that the term "Jew's harp" is probably racist.

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A fathers day lesson on how kids just don't care about you. They don't care about you at all. They'll go out of their way to hurt you through lies and deception every time.

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