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Good news: Dorian is in love.

Bad news: He really hates Jewish people.

Lord Henry is getting jealous, and gets really fussed when Dorian wants him to meet his 'ivory' girlfriend.

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We review 'The Golden Compass' movie - a movie so bad, that we barely talk about it.

Also, Glen has disappointed Ben's mom.

Enjoy.

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Did you ever want a creepy uncle to read you a bed time story? Now you can have it.

In this story we learn that you should always invite ALL the fairies. And if you see a sleeping woman- kiss her. She's just asking for it.

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Still trying to win over Dorian, Lord Henry invites him to his aunt's house to let him watch as he wow's everyone with stories of hedonism. And it works like a charm.

We also learn that marrying American women is something the creepy English guys are really into lately.

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Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 11 - 15 of 'The Subtle Knife' by Philip Pullman.

In this episode we Learn:

* Ben has a new job!

* Will's cut won't heal

* Glen has invented the concept of the 'house shirt'

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Did you ever want a creepy uncle to read you a bed time story? Now you can have it. In this episode we learn the story of Baba Yaga- an evil witch that lives in a house with a chicken leg. We also learn about Vasilisa, a girl with a living doll that she actually has to feed. Which means the doll has internal organs. Ugh.

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Like any sociopath, Lord Harry tells Dorian he's only good for his looks, which won't last, as a way of getting him to have sex under the guise of embracing a 'hedonistic lifestyle'. Ugh.

This Dorian into an existential crisis where he says he would sell his soul to have the painting get old while he stays young forever. Then, he takes off with Harry to go see a movie. Leaving Basil alone to cry.

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Thanks to the artist, Bazil, talking up Dorian so much- Lord Harry Wotton is obsessed with meeting him. Basil won't share and the two bicker about it until Lord Harry remembers his aunt knows the guy. The awkward butler shows up and ruins everything.

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Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 6 - 10 of 'The Subtle Knife' by Philip Pullman.

We learn that:

* Ben didn't like going to Target with me

* If you're not the guy with the 'subtle knife' you might as well kill yourself

* Ben's mom likes my other podcast better than this one.

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There were flies in my basement, which is gross and I didn't want to record anything. So I've included two short stories that I had pre-recorded for the 'Cultured Bumpkin' podcast:

'The Quarrel Between the Dogs and the Cats and Between the Cats and the Mice' by Jean de La Fontaine

And

'My Financial Career' by Stephen Leacock

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Be sure to listen to the 'Cultured Bumpkin' on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts:

iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-cultured-bumpkin/id1441593958

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/jacob-phillips-103249813

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