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Nuzzle House
By Glen NuzzlesArts
Nuzzle House episodes
- Book Boys Review: 'Midnight Sun' By Stephenie Meyer - Part 1Episode Notes
We decided to make 'Midnight Sun' the last Twilight book we read, and it is just as deflating as all the others. I don't know why we expected a copy/paste rewrite of the first book from Edwards perspective to be any better.
We learn:
- Glen's neighbors hang out in his yard while his trees get taken down
- Ben doesn't have much to say about the last two weeks
- Gretchen DOESN'T have a knock-knock joke
- Glen's dryer finally works
Go read it yourself:
https://bookshop.org/books/midnight-sun-9780316707046/9780316707046Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.
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0 min - 'My Curse, My Flavor Town' a Guy Fieri creepy pasta by JordanRotten13Episode Notes
The story of a simple man carrying on the tradition of taking on the role of becoming the new Guy Fieri. And there's a giant Burrito that rotates in the sky spewing flavor on the inhabitants of 'flavor town'.
We learn:
- The turds at Ladies Fright Podcast do an impression of me. It's both flattering... and enraging.
- I have to work tomorrow.
Go on, read it for yourself:
https://www.reddit.com/r/LPOTL/comments/ce788y/guy_fieri_creepypasta/Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.
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38 min - Book Boys Review: 'Love Story' By Erich SegalEpisode Notes
Would you think that preventing a woman from knowing that she has a fatal illness is a sign of a loving relationship? Apparently everyone in 1970 thought so. And everyone agreed that Harvard is the most important place on earth.
Also? referring to women as 'cheese' was acceptable too.
We learn:
- Ben met the ACTUAL George Washington over the weekend
- Gretchen comes up with a joke that is perfect for ol' Glen
- Glen sat inside with the kids during the fireworks
- Drunk women who won't let their mothers speak can surprise you by offering you job opportunities when you least expect it
Go read it yourself:
https://bookshop.org/books/love-story-50th-anniversary-edition/9780062979476Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.
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1 hr 3 min - 'Cocaine' by Pendleton KingEpisode Notes
A hypocritical Nora decides that they need to kill themselves. And after being called a chicken, Joe is all in. Then they don't when it's inconvenient. The story has almost nothing to do with cocaine.
We learn:
- It's finally raining, which is great for my lawn, but blows for a guy without a working dryer.
- New cats pee EVERYWHERE
- Ladies Fright podcast is releasing their episode where Jackie does an impression of me. DON'T listen to it!
Go on, read it for yourself:
http://one-act-plays.com/dramas/cocaine.htmlVisit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.
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43 min - 'Facing Death' by August StrindbergEpisode Notes
Misunderstood and whiny, a man decides he'd rather kill himself than find a new line of work or get his kids to like him for who he is.
- My cat likes me
- It's fathers day, and I made my kids watch Ponyo with me
- My dryer is still broken
- My oldest wants their own segment on my show where they make fun of me
Promos:
Drunk TheoryLet Me Tell You Somethin' BitchGo on, read it for yourself:
https://bookshop.org/books/august-strindberg-plays-collection/9781545080108Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.
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46 min - Book Boys Review: 'Baby Island' By Carol Ryrie BrinkEpisode Notes
We read what is basically grandma porn for the idea of being trapped on an island with other peoples babies. It's disturbing and shines a light on the fantasies of a very lonely author.
We learn:- Ben doesn't get the joke when Glen plays the Ratchet Book Club promo
- Glen can't have the "Summer of '89" with his friend while they're both unemployed
- Trench-mouth is considered a 'bums disease' by dentists in the '90s
- Gretchen barely pulls her act together because of her drug addiction
Go read it yourself:
https://bookshop.org/books/baby-island/9780689717512Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.
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1 hr 2 min - 'Planchette' & 'A Visit from the Greys (Aliens)' by Drac Von StollerEpisode Notes
This week I check in with an author I've read before by reading about greedy teens who search for a haunted ouija board, and a greedy family who battle aliens to keep an anal probe.
We learn:- Drac has fallen off the map, and I'm worried about him
- I've coined the phrase "Glenergy" to describe what makes my show so successful
- My kid likes the 'Let Me Tell You Somethin' Bitch' podcast
- I should have had you dress like George Clooney for the romance portion
- The 'Ladies Fright' podcast still keeps pissing me off
- I'm going to become financially destitute because of the trees in my yard
Go on, read it for yourself:
https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.
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49 min - 'Bringing the Heat' by Tiffany ReiszEpisode Notes
What starts out as a boring date for Jada at a minor league baseball game, turns into the most graphic MLM Jada has ever peeped on. Just in time for Pride month!
This turned out to be REALLY descriptive. So, consider this your warning for adult content.
Go on, read it for yourself:
https://www.tiffanyreisz.com/bringing-the-heatVisit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.
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38 min - Warrior-Maid of Mars by Alfred Coppel - P2Episode Notes
Our man is tricked into thinking he had a successful escape, then he fights his nemesis, and decides that rain is key to his conquering the desert. Oh, and there's no romance. The warrior-maid is hardly a factor in this story.
Go on, read it for yourself:
https://bookshop.org/books/warrior-maid-of-mars/9798731661713Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.
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0 min - Book Boys Review: 'Speak' By Laurie Halse Anderson P2Episode Notes
We wrap up the last half of a really depressing, highly inspiring and emotionally draining book.
We learn:- Glen might go back to the company that laid him off
- Ben knows which foot he favors
- Gretchen teaches us that some birds sleep while they fly
- Glen seems to enjoy making young people feel uncomfortable
Go read it yourself:
https://bookshop.org/books/speak-9780739336724/9780312674397Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.
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We offer you current book reviews and read the classics in the spirit of a man recording in his bathroom.