Nuzzle House

This episode, we talk about how depressing our holidays have been while watching movies. And Ben reads from more holiday-themed Twilight fan fiction.

We learn:

• Glen did almost nothing with his kids over Christmas
• Ben spent his doing video calls
• Gretchen provides some christmas jokes
• Glen broke up with a religious friend

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Like any Christmas miracle, I wrap up something I slowly learn to hate just in time for the holidays.

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https://bookshop.org/a/12554/9780762463138

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We review an amazing love story between a stegasaurus and a man who can transform into a helicopter.
We learn:

• Glen's new nickname is 'Glen coldwalker'
• Ben's is just now realizing that things are depressing because of Covid
• Gretchen provides some christmas cheer
• Glen and Ben realize that New Years is going to be really depressing this year

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https://bookshop.org/a/12554/9781517103156

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This book will never end. I thought that it would be a 'fun' and 'quick read'. But nope. Frank Baum has written an epic about Santa Claus that I'm sure entire schools are dedicated to studying the greater meaning of.

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https://bookshop.org/a/12554/9780762463138

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We review the story of a young sleuth who uses a mystery as a way to get a free trip to another country.

We learn:

• Glen's stupidity costs him 3K
• Ben's boss had a moment of clarity on life- but went back to normal.
• Gretchen changes it up this week with a birthday-themed squirrel segment
• Glen thinks that one of the characters in this story is a boy... when that character is actually a girl.

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https://bookshop.org/a/12554/9780448095448

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Claus starts a war between immortals and doesn't even notice because he's too busy thinking about... other people's kids. Then he uses the reindeer's kink against them to break into people's homes and watch them sleep.

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https://bookshop.org/a/12554/9780762463138

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Like a trust-fund kid, Claus sets out on his own but his mom takes care of everything for him- even down to making his dinner every night. That leaves a lot of time for him to sit around thinking of... the kids...

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Where this author makes up a fake origin story for a real man that died in 1942 during a bombing over France. It's highly offensive, especially since it prominently involves 'grabbing' a 'girdle' for some reason.

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https://bookshop.org/a/12554/9780762463138

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This week we look at one of the early Baby Sitters Club books, and are surprised at how much better it was than Twilight.
We learn:
Ben had the weirdest walk around the lake ever.
Glen gossiped with his hair dresser.
This weeks bird blurb is just all over the place and without structure.
Ben has a closer relationship with his dad than Glen, because of the show 'Coach'.

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https://bookshop.org/books/the-truth-about-stacey-the-baby-sitters-club-3-volume-3-9781338642223/9781338642223

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There is a cat giving away his satanic nature by walking around on it's hind legs, killing with pleasure and threatening everyone around him and NO ONE seems to care.

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https://bookshop.org/books/the-blue-fairy-book-annotated-9781099638268/9781099638268

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