NWWBN - Neighbourhood Watching with Beck and Nicc

Burps, bans, balls - this weeks episode has it all as Beck and Nicc expose the raw purulence that is neighbourhood shopping. Love it or hate it, every experience provides another reason to shop online.

While lamenting and maligning the magnitude of lame entertainment in their neighbourhood, Beck and Nicc also derail the discussion to explore Stephanie's tough day at work, bosoms, happy endings, and the animal naming department.

Combining two previous themes into one random episode, Beck and Nicc swerve aimlessly from pets to socks, internal organs to budgie smugglers, and bizarre headwear to dog rescues.

Join Beck and Nicc as they harangue Kermit, discuss Christian dick picks, and malign people with supposed food allergies who eat everything in your fridge. Yep, it's the usual episode but with dating.

This week's episode explores the wonderful world of neighbourhood pilfering. From ginormous thongs to innocent petunias, nothing is sacred in your local neighbourhood.

After 2 lonely weeks without Beck and Nicc, the sun has risen, the birds are chirping, and live is worth living again.  They're back!

This week the lovely ladies discuss neighbourhood home improvements that ruined their lives. Mostly. They do get distracted by pole dancing, Lutheran's v Catholics, spa antics, and head butting dogs.  Yep, it's just another week in their neighbourhood.

With the best of intentions, this weeks episode starts out as a review of Tip No 5. The topics include Beck's parking arrangements at Hillbilly Lodge, the joys of listening to Keith the Marabian Swearing Bear, why Nicc never has guests, and the hilarious (not) antics of share house lotharios. Sadly, as is often the case, the episode rapidly devolves into a commentary on food, good looking men, and toilet ships.

Join Beck and Nicc as they saunter randomly through their childhood back yards. Stop and stare agog at the mulberry evening gloves, the Ocean's 11 inspired lemon heist, and the utter banality of the Cabbage Butterfly. Wonder briefly whether Ross Hedge took his ultimate revenge, and spend even less time contemplating the question, "Who the hell is Ross Hedge?". Finally, thank your lucky stars that mini Beck and Nicc didn't live next door to you.

Beck and Nicc return to the Good Neighbour Tips list to jeer mercilessly at tip number 4.  

Once again, the list reiterates the theme of communication, extoling the virtues of keeping your neighbour 'in the loop'. And, as expected, once again Beck and Nicc push this theme beyond the limits of decency.

I'm sure you all expect nothing less.

This week, thanks to fangirl Alison, Beck and Nicc delve into the murky world of neighbourhood disputes.  Besides unpacking their own dark secrets, they amuse themselves over a UK dispute between a couple of  topiarist's and their ornithophobic next door neighbours.