Why, thank you for noticing how gritty and topical we've gotten lately. We feel it's our duty to both entertain AND educate. Therefore, we're gonna share part of the screenplay for the very first O3L After School Special:

 

[Son is sitting on his bed, obviously listening to Episode 28 of O3L, upset that Uncle Gregg didn't pick Gino Vanelli's "Living Inside Myself". His father comes bursting into his room, clutching a Depeche Mode single. Or maybe even Dexys Midnight Runners, because kids are rebellious, after all.]

 

 

Dad: What is this?

 

Son: I don't know, it's not mine.

 

Dad: Your mother found it in your closet.

 

Son: One of the guys must have left...

 

Dad: Tell me! Where did you get this? Who taught you how to listen to this stuff!?

 

Son: YOU, OK?!?! I learned it from listening to YOU!

 

[End scene}

 

So, whaddya think?

 

The moral of the story: Teach your children well. Oh yeah, and listen to O3L.