Crusin' with Steak!

00:00:00 – Setting the Table Mike opens solo with Grim (Cruzin with Steak) filling in; quick riff on nonstop political chaos, A24 movie talk, and a promise to kick off with "Alex Jones Clips of the Week."

00:04:34 – Alex Jones Clips of the Week A rapid, ridiculous Jones montage (soup bowls, "new world order," live rants) sets a comedic tone before shifting back to show business.

00:09:33 – Clip Hangover & Pivot They wrap the Jones bit and pivot toward current events and legal-ish headlines that'll recur later in the show.

00:13:10 – Jones Legal/Bankruptcy Thread Brief backgrounder chatter on Jones' court/receiver saga and "summary judgment" beats, used as a springboard to talk institutional power and punishments.

00:18:07 – "Big Balls" DC Assault Sentencing Outrage over the light probation for teens who beat the Elon/DDOS staffer known as "Big Balls"; used to argue why DC brought in the Guard and why people feel justice is upside-down.

00:23:06 – Federal vs. State: Guard Deployments Debate over courts blocking/allowing federally controlled Guard in Chicago; 10th/14th Amendment talk; "guns but no bullets" analogy; airports/Patriot Act as precedent.

00:27:41 – Strategy of Tension More on how protests, laser-targeting aircraft, and courtroom moves can manufacture the very "authoritarian" outcome activists fear.

00:32:40 – "Are We Building the Police State for Them?" Continuing the theme: court fights (Ninth Circuit), Guard units staging near Chicago, and how sustained agitation invites a harder crackdown.

00:37:17 – Hollywood Money Weirdness Quick detour: Saudi cash, game/film IP, and industry desperation — a palette cleanser before the weird news block heats up.

00:42:04 – Snake-Lady Headlines A viral Indian tabloid story: husband claims his wife is a shapeshifting snake; lots of side-eye, jokes, and "sorcerer" as legal expert.

00:47:01 – How Often Do 'Snake-Lady' Claims Happen? They try to quantify the phenomenon, conclude it's vanishingly rare, and tee up better-sourced U.S. weirdness.

00:51:58 – Carolina Pale Crawler: The Setup Introduce the Pender County, NC 911 case via the Carolina Case Files YouTube investigation; promise to play/parse the report.

00:56:39 – 911 Tape & Deputy Notes Caller sees a blood-soaked "Civil War soldier," then hears a slam: something jumps into his truck bed and beats on the cab; later thrown off by braking.

01:01:33 – The Witness Speaks Detailed eyewitness interview: milky white face at the rear glass, 7-foot lanky thing, thrown off at ~80→35 mph braking, sprints into the trees.

01:06:02 – Is It "The Rake"? They place the entity in modern folklore: AI images, creepypasta origins (4chan era), "pale emaciated" long-limbed descriptions vs. sparse credible sightings.

01:10:41 – North Carolina Weird File Pulls older NC cases (tiny "coke-bottle man," metallic spheres, odd odors, footprints) to show the region's high strangeness pedigree beyond "rake" lore.

01:15:28 – Area 51 Crash Gets Weirder Recap: man shot near the gate, then an aircraft crash; later, someone appears to have planted dummy bomb bodies and a mystery panel — FBI gets involved.

01:19:56 – "Where Are All the Aliens?" Tackle a new "aliens are apathetic" paper; hosts torch the hypothesis as "lazy aliens," reiterate their own takes (undersea/hybrid programs/dark forest).

01:24:36 – AI Dog Translator University of Texas team compiling massive canine audio/video to train an AI collar; debate whether it'll translate desires or just become a grift.

01:29:37 – CERN, Portals & '3I Atlas' Viral claim: CERN "opened a portal" and telepathically contacted a "draconian-occupied mothership" (3I Atlas). The crew treats it as eyebrow-raising sensationalism.

01:34:34 – Remote Viewing & Reptilians More on remote-viewer assertions (slime/tech/organic craft) and competing bureaucracies — then, "okay, let's do wacky news."

01:39:34 – Drive-By Cheeseburger Florida man allegedly weaponizes a cheeseburger during a strip-club spat; running jokes about "arsenals of food" in the car.

01:44:03 – World's Priciest Burger (Invite-Only) An $11k "by-invitation" burger with secret ingredients; hosts call it pure hype — like brand-building via billboards before making any clothes.

01:48:29 – The 50-Year Fake Blindness Scam Italian man accused of faking total blindness for decades; investigators filmed him doing everyday tasks — and now, big claw-back trouble.

01:52:31 – $680 Coffee & Sign-Offs Dubai café's record cup sparks "who'd pay that?" banter; show plugs, schedules, Battlefield talk, and the farewell roll.

01:56:48 – Outro Stinger Final seconds trail off with a goofy musical/button coda.

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