Here George comes now, singing MOTY MOTY. Barrister Tucker is Bluebell's Man of the Year, so don't make eye contact. In fact, all our characters are a little out of whack this episode, but in the end, we break it all down, dear hearts (or possibly dear Wilkeses). Come for Dr. EJ's actor motivation breakdown; stay for Bellybutton corner.

Season 3 Wrapup. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! We have finished The O.C. Season 3, and we wanted to take a week to discuss it as a whole. We talk characters, story arcs, and the highs and lows that is one of the more divisive seasons of the series. We also read some emails and listen to some voicemails from fans with their thoughts on the season.

Bwuebell is what bwings us togevar today, dear hearts. We take a deep dive into the Breeland-Tucker alleged elopement and the rift between Lavon's parents, as well as looking into marriages and love (twue wove). Thankfully, OC Man and Honorary Chick THE Jon Timmons joins us to take copious notes. Pour a glass of your favorite iocane powder-less wine and have fun storming the castle with us!

The O.C. Season 3, Episode 24 - "The Graduates". The gang's high school career comes to a close, along with the third season. What's in store as we wrap up all of our storylines? Will Sandy stop being the worst? Will Ryan and Volchok finally kiss and get it over with? Will Seth finally be taught a lesson about lying? We learn the answer to some of those questions!

The potion is almost ready, dear hearts! Grab your favorite bagel and crank up the Achy Breaky Heart, while we dig into Bluebellians and the problematic things they say. Plus, Lemon and Wade reboot Road House, Tom is reverse Flanderized, and the aliens attack! Either that, or it's lead poisoning.

The O.C. Season 3, Episode 24 - "The Man of the Year". Surprise! The guys are acting like idiots. Ryan gets pulled into shenanigans with Volchok, Seth gets pulled into shenanigans with weed, and Sandy gets pulled into shenanigans with all of the dumb choices he's made this season. We're going to be honest with you: whether you like this episode will depend entirely on if you think the word "oink" sounds funny.

Get yourself a slice of paper pie and dig in, dear hearts. This week, your favorite Chicks talk about Judson's time-traveling singing dog spin-off Lyons' Din, bleeped out alien names, connecting with yourself on every level, and, occasionally, the CW dramedy Hart of Dixie. Watch out for falling tree nuts, stop being a Dash, and mind your own biscuits!

The O.C. Season 3, Episode 23 - "The Party Favor". Prom! Prom! Prom! The kids head to their senior prom, but with the core four fractured, will anyone find love? Anna and Taylor are there to help! Volchok... not so much.

This is the true story of three former strangers who picked themselves to host a podcast and have their conversations taped to find out what happens when people (namely, Annabeth and George) stop being polite to Lemon and start getting real (they become Memory Matron and a bigger dickweed, respectively). Keep your fingers out of our peanut butter, dear hearts, or it's House Meeting time. The Real World: Bluebell.

The O.C. Season 3, Episode 22: "The College Try". Ryan passes off Marissa to his advisor and Seth takes Ana and Summer to Brown-town as we get our college admissions weekend! Will Marissa and Ryan ever allow themselves to be happy? Will Seth weasel his way into Brown? Will Sandy ever stop being a jerk? We find out some of those answers!