Hello, dear hearts, what's your pleasure? This week, Zoe finds out she's a legacy Belle, and her bio dad is possibly a time-traveling mouse. We're all on a Highway to Bluebell, along with Honorary Chick & OC Man Russell, with twists and turns along the way. Join us, won't you? Or we'll be thunderstruck.

The O.C. Season 3, Episode 21: "The Dawn Patrol". Ryan is on a road trip to visit his mom. Seth is on a breakup trip to break Summer's heart. Sandy is on a power trip to continue being a jerk. Marissa is on a patry trip with terrible results. We talk through The Dawn Patrol with a little help from special guest Eliza Jo.

Ho hey, dear hearts. It's Christmastime in Bluebell, and the town is all a-flutter with the Cinnamon Cider Pageant. Plus, we find out what makes Lemon Lemon and what happened with Lavon. It's oh-so-satisfying, like a cup of spicy hot water. Come clog along with us!

The O.C. Season 3 Episode 21: "The Day After Tomorrow". Remember being accepted into college? How everyone knew it happened on the same day? How everyone gets giant envelopes with college brochures - even in the rejection letters? The gang finds out about the college plans, with dramatic results!

Batten down the hatches, me dear hearties! It's Planksgiving in Bluebell, so we're frying up some fish and figuring out if we have a pirate fetish. Listen in or walk the plank.

The O.C. - Season 3, Episode 19 - "The Secrets and Lies". Everybody is sexing or fighting! Volchok and Marissa! Sadie and Ryan! Matt and Sandy! Marissa and Summer! Seth and Kirsten! You decide which is which. We also settle the big debate of abs vs triceps!

It's Homecoming in Bluebell, dear hearts, and the town's got the Big Blues. Zoe gets a visit from an old friend, while George & Wade get a visit from an old rival. There's meat foam, blue Fun Sip, and plenty of crab dip with Zabar's crostinis for everyone. Join your fave Chicks, plus Honorary Chick & OC Man Jamie Clark, as we work blue just for you.

The O.C. Season 3, Episode 18: "The Undertow". This episode is all about choices this week. Ryan can ONLY help Jess or date Sadie. Sandy can ONLY build the hospital or fire Matt. Seth and Summer can ONLY have sex or breakup. The phrase "middleground" hasn't been invented on The O.C. yet, apparently. Spoiler alert: everybody bones!

It's a marvelous day at the turtle derby racetrack! Lavon & Lemon emcee a turtle race, Zoe makes first date flashcards, Wade's wife(!) comes a-callin', and George shoots himself with a crossbow. Never a dull moment in Bluebell, dear hearts. It's like the Manhattan of Alabama.

The O.C., Season 3 Episode 17, "The Journey". Ryan and Marissa have gone their separate ways, but Seth is set on giving Ryan a birthday party any way he wants it. Volchok remains faithfully by Marissa's side, and we' will never stop believin' that Johnny is dead for good!