Having skipped the October Slumber Party episode in late 2022, we're bringing you a SUPER-SIZED installment featuring our results in not one but TWO quizzes: Rate Your Self-Destructiveness from the October 1989 issue, and Rate Your Mall Knowledge from November 1989. Then it's on to several months' worth of calls on such subjects as whether physical therapy is a scam, how to lord a birthstone ring over your haters, Crocs, tarot, Lady Gaga, and what is and isn't necessary when it comes to public pooping. Sorry but also this is partly on you, or at least your fellow listeners!

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🎧 It Is October & November 1989

🎧 Quiz: Rate Your Self-Destructiveness

🎧 Quiz: Rate Your Mall Knowledge

🎧 From The Hotline

🎧 Goodbye For Now

🎧 Discarded Underwear Merch

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🤯 Sassy's October 1989 quiz: Rate Your Self-Destructiveness

🛍️ Sassy's November 1989 quiz: Rate Your Mall Knowledge

🐊 Tara's Crocs (with Kibbutz) on Instagram

😎 Forever 35's "Product Recall" episode on Sun-In

🍆 Tara's interview with Pam about My Year Of Dicks at GQ.com

📽️ Find where the Oscar shorts are playing at a cinema near you

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