It’s a short and sweet one this week, but don’t worry — we still found time to spiral. 💅✨

We're unprepared, and that's ok.

Lianne may not have had notes, but the vibes? Immaculate.

This week, we accidentally turn into a true crime podcast (but make it unhinged). 👻💀

🎭 Tyler rocks up to a dance class… in two different shoes. (When in doubt, tie the looser one as tight as possible and pretend you meant to do it.)

🍽️ Lianne takes herself on a solo date and gets life advice from a waitress.

🐓 There are arsed licked chickens...

🚫 SLUSH PUPPIES ARE BEING BANNED?! WE RIOT AT DAWN.

And then, naturally, we dive into ghost stories that will ruin your life, ranking all the ways people stare at you on the tube, and why some people walk on escalators like they’re moving but aren’t actually moving??

It’s chaotic, it’s weird, and honestly, HUMANS CAN LICK TOO is now living rent-free in our heads. Enjoy. 🎙️💀

Another week, ANOTHER SPIRAL – icks, bad names, and TikTok proving we’re all the same person.

🙈 The internet’s funniest icks

💔 Worst dates ever – prepare for secondhand embarrassment.

📛 Names that just don’t sit right (sorry, Lee).

☀️ London in the summer – why does it just feel different?

🧦 Socks that fall into your shoe – get in the bin.

😴 Should naps at work be mandatory? (Yes.)

It’s weird, it’s wonderful, and honestly, Jermajisty deserved better. 🎙️✨

It’s giving chaotic but intentional...

This week, milk is weirdly a main character, but don’t worry

— we also dive into:

🐛 Worms: out of fashion & out for blood?
👃 The most nostalgic smells—pubs, bookies, and school corridors.
🍬 Disappearing snacks of history—where did Panda Pops, Mars Planets, and Fruit Polos go?!
🛑 Why are people still charging extra for alternative milk?
🧮 What number (0-9) would win in a fight?
🇮🇹 vs. 🇮🇳 Italian food or Indian food—one must go.

Plus: Lianne skips without a rope, Tyler spirals about the origins of the word "table," and we all collectively mourn the loss of 00s snacks. 🎶 (Quietly hums a sad song.)

What’s NOT pickling our pears this week?! 🍐✨

From public transport crimesarseholes at nose height to news presenters who won’t stop interrupting, we’re tackling life’s real issues.

We also get into:
⏳ Is time speeding up just to get rid of us?
🌿 Do plants absorb our vibes, or are we just bad plant parents?
💭 Dream meanings — why is Lianne’s subconscious attacking her?
🔑 Where do all the missing keys go?!

Ps. we had a busy week so apologies if we seem a little tired this week.

Are we all missing out on something? 🤔

This week, we spiral into a series of very important questions, like:
🍓 Are we saying Winnets or Dingle Berries?

💀 Did Tyler almost die at the dentist?
😵‍💫 What’s really going on with belly button fluff and wenises?

Come for the science, stay for the laughs…? Maybe?

This week, we dive into some truly important topics:

Tyler’s mysteriously swollen face, Lianne’s evil cat, who makes her pee outside.

Plus, a very special shoutout to tiny flaps (context will not be provided, you just have to listen.

It’s derailed, unrestrained, and once again, we did not stick to the plan.

Enjoy the chaos, tell your friends, and remember— stay hydrated and avoid clicky spots.

This is our FIRST EPISODE! Make some noise! 🎉

We had big plans for this one, but we’re learning on the job—so bear with us! Eventually, we’ll have theme tunes and a solid way to wrap things up, but for now, it’s all vibes.

This week, we chat about The Secret (no spoilers, promise), meditation, Why We Sleep, heavy dream talk, and Lili’s very long list of New Year’s resolutions.

We were going to cut this episode down, but then we thought—nah. We want our (potential) listeners to hear us completely unfiltered, right down to the last bitter minute… even if it runs a little longer than expected.

We REALLY hope you enjoy it—tell your friends!
Happy listening, and we’ll speak next week!