Off Air

Welp, it's been 100 episodes, 24 episodes, 21 Episodes.

Noodles are on the Dash,

Cowboys are vaping,

The world's largest buffet,

to be honest we're out of ideas.

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

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God Bless

Buildings Collapsing, 

Gas stations being ribbed,

Shootings,

and skeletal remains. 

Just another day in Ohio.

There's no "brothers" when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not my brother; my brother lives in Ohio - I don't know that guy. - Bill Burr

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AI is getting out of hand.

How a Seinfeld Reboot would REALLY go in 2023,

Kermit & Jerry's Talk show,

The Crime-fighting Duo of Norm and Chris Hansen. 

“You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.” - Norm McDonald

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"Every morning, I crawl out of bed. I sit there and think, 'Do I really need this?' And I drag myself to the gym in my garage. It's not fun. I hate it. I work out alone. Weights." -Sylvester Stallone

"It's a Dud!" - Pearl Harbor US Naval Base Guy

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Knives, Knuks, blackjacks, hoohas, jangaloos, nothing is off limits.

There's only one rule about Off Air, Tell your friends about Off Air.

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Which Presidents had the best stats...

or highest body count in the Oral Office.

"You know, I always wondered about that taping equipment but I'm damn glad we have it, aren't you?" -Richard Nixon

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How Shayne handles drugs and what an addiction is.

Jake totally doesn't get edited out, at all, positive.

How do YOU Skin a cat?!

There's more than one way to skin a cat means there are many ways to do something, there are many ways to achieve a goal. The oldest known use of the phrase dates back to 1854, in the work 'Way down East; or, Portraitures of Yankee Life by Seba Smith. - Garmmarist.com

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Do Not Start a Podcast... Seriously

Jake tries not to get fired while venting and Shayne learns about the power of the rangers.

"I Realized It's Not Just The Costumes And Powers That Give Me Strength. It's Who And What I Am Inside That Empowers Me."

-Tommy Oliver, JDF

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