Off My Hizzy

Nothing is sacred in the court of the Soundcloud Jester.

Song: "Have Her" by Yung Tears (ft. rocstaryoshi)

Here we see Blaze McFirebackflip as a shining beacon to all those lost within the tinder trap; however, is there any other way to truly see the man?

Song: "Have Her" by Yung Tears (ft. Rocstaryoshi)

This man really do not be liking the San Jose local government :/

Song: "Have Her" by Yung Tears (ft. Rocstaryoshi

Fuckery this clean don't come cheap...

Song: "Have Her" by very good homie Yung Tears (ft. Rocstaryoshi)

The annual Turkey Thot is finally here! Turkey breasts are only part of the holiday thottery we champion on this sacred day!

Song: "Have Her" by Yung Tears (ft. rocstaryoshi)

Just a man and his lizard, chillin on the bean bag watching Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2.

Song: "Have Her" by Yungtears (ft. rocstaryoshi)

Keanu Reeves is in trouble, and the only cybernetically enhanced anus that can save him is attached to Mr. McFirebackflip.

Song: "Have Her" by Yung Tears (ft. rocstaryoshi)

Although the case against Blaze McFirebackflip seemed frivolous, Blaze was found guilty some time after the hearing. Now he is, how they say, on the lamb.

Song: "Have Her" by Yung Tears (ft. rocstaryoshi)

"Show me the Mr. soundcloud man and I'll show you the crime."

-Ronnie Salami

Minge Cocksinworth of the BBC here for this special news report: Blaze McFirebackflip is currently in a town hall issuing a public apology in front of the masses and yours truly. Yours truly, Minge Cocksinworth, is on the scene with more.