Saying no to drugs will never get you as far as saying no to love.

Was 4G not enough of a sedative to the masses for the government? They have to kill us with their soulless 5G towers now? If we're fated to die at the waves of 5G, then Blaze McFirebackflip finds no issue with being killed by the government for exposing their plot.

On February 20th, Dracula's twitter was disabled after tweeting: "Love sucking the blood of black people AHH AHH AHH." We are truly living in the darkest of times if so many people can be assaulted by pixels at once, luckily Blaze McFirebackflip knows enough about racism and vampires as a white, emo kid to solve our problems.

Fernando Lopez is in the booth again, but this time he's intermissing. Blaze McFirebackflip has come a long ways, but can Fernando Lopez give him the final push he needs to fuck Thanos's mouth?

Plato had Aristotle, and Blaze Mcfirebackflip has The Eastside Buddha.

The boys are on the come up and the whole world doesn't want no smoke.

The showdown between the two most powerful beings in the universe begins. One is motivated by greed and evil, the other: recovering his bitch.

Just cause I say I wanna kill myself doesn't mean I'm bout it

The cop that stole my blunt better hear this

Tinder boo, if you seen this, i forgive u for giving me herpes just please text back