Off Shift

What kind of exotic animals would you own? Is a shrimp a bug? How are our quarter-life crises going? All these questions AND MORE are answered on this week’s episode!

If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to [email protected]

Music this week includes:

SWMRS – Trashbag Baby (Music Video)

Stand Atlantic – Toothpick

The Unlikely Candidates – Strange Love

Articles this Week included:

20 Craziest Pets People Actually Own

20 Famous People with Exotic Pets

Time Stamps

Exotic Animals – 25:30 (There’s a lot going on here, and I’m not breaking it all out)

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Our host is dead! At least for the next couple weeks, so without the dark flannel covered cloud looming over the room, Joe leads Ernie and Knapp into our most positive episode yet! Talking about hobbies turns into just blowing each other, but we also talk about buckets full of cocaine, so we’ve still got it bb!!!

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Music this week includes

Jeff Tuohy – Bourbon Street

You, Me, and Everyone we know – James Brown is Dead

Basement – Stigmata

Articles this Week included;

Joe didn’t give them to me, and I’m not looking for them soooo sorry lol Google it.

Section Time Stamps:

“Hobby” Talk – 24:08

Cocaine Lunchables – 1:10:46

Woman in a Vent – 1:16:00

Stoners find a Tiger – 1:25:04

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The boys are all back together, and they’re mildly hungover! Listen to them recap the nightmare that was the night before, talk about eating spaghetti in a dryer, and ranking the wettest words? Yeah, man, I don’t know either.

If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to [email protected]

Music this week includes:

Figure it Out – Without Me

Microwave – Neighbors

The Coathangers – F the NRA (Music Video)

Articles this Week included

Japanese Spaghetti Dryer

Pepsi Logo

Peacock Vow

Trump Half Speed

Brazil Confederacy

Ecosexuals

Naked Mongolian Sailors

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How do birds cum? How many holes does a straw have? What celebrity would win in a fight to the death? All these and more will be answered in a hectic bracket based system ran by idiots!

If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to [email protected]

Music this week includes:

Polyenso – Happy

1. Cole – No Role Modelz

Moly & The Krells – Rejected

Articles this Week included

Dawg, we yelled about holes, bird sex, and celebrities fighting each other for the whole episode. Why you looking here?

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The room is full of hooligans and they’re hop into a chat about skiing and mentorship, poop covered walls, and kangaroos with tits! They also play such classic games as “What’s your Porn Name?” and “Nail Polish or Porn Title”. It’s a big drunk mess and its here right now!

If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to [email protected]

Music this week includes:

Suidakra – Dead Man’s Reel

Rotgut Whines – Gin and Salivate

Basement – Disconnect

Topic Time Stamps

Ski Instructing and Mentorship 8:54

Solo – 28:08

Hell or High Water 30:31

Dwarf Tossing – 45:40

Mixing and Matching Animals – 48:11

Porn Names – 1:12:13

Porn or Nail Polish – 1:15:06

Articles this Week included

Nothing because we’re dumb.

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Uh oh, we lost Joe again! Oh well, Andrew and Ernie are here to chat about the American Meme, crazy Oreo flavors, and what the Celebrity’s fursonas would be!

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Music this week includes:

Pup – Kids

Neverwhere – Overcoat

Topic Time Stamps

The American Meme – 8:40

Oreo Game – 15:26

Celebrity Fursonas – 35:10

Articles this Week included

Loneliest Generation

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Joe is officially back!! He regales us with Australia stories and his bizarre opinions on pickles. We also have an in-depth chat about the new fascinating movie Bandersnatch!

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Music this week includes:

Coathangers – Bimbo (Music Video)

Anson – Suffocating

Waterparks - Tantrum

Articles this Week included

Australia Fires

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The world is upside down because Joe is back and Andrew is gone! So rather than discuss Joe’s journeys Joe and Riane talk about animal battle royale, spicy sex foods, and chocolate pudding poop! Have a listen so that’s not just a mess of words!

If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to [email protected]

Music this week includes:

Wanton Bishops – Sleep with the lights on

Between You and Me – Dakota

Saul Williams – List of Demands (Reparations)

Articles this Week included

This episode was coherent as a stroke so no links!

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We did it… we survived 2018… listen to us talk about the holidays, Assassins Creed Odyssey, and the mechanics of superhero capes!

f you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Jake, Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to [email protected]

Music this week includes

Hop Along – Sally pt. II

Kathy McCarty – Rocketship

The Griswolds – Beware the Dog

Articles this Week included

Teeth in Wall

Cosmonaut Pistol

Rhino Pills

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We have an extra special New Years extravaganza episode with our good friends Alex Jones and Brady on to chat about drunk Ernie stories, and weeping Ninja Turtles! Its a big sloppy mess and we love it! Happy New Years!

If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to [email protected]

Music this week includes:

The White Buffalo – How the West was Won

Turnpike Troubadours – Bossier City

Murder by Death – I Came Around

Weatherbox – My Head

Articles this Week included

Psssh, we’re not gonna give homework over Holiday break

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