Off the Chain with Doberman Dan

So you think everything is going to be alright when you amass a fortune?

Yeah... I used to think that, too.

But you couldn’t be MORE wrong.

Everything will be alright when you master THIS.

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Consequently, more than likely NOTHING will be alright until you get this skill embedded into that over-sized cranium of yours.

If you hate iTunes... or want to listen in on an Android device...

...oryou just prefer to listen online, go here:

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All the best,

Doberman Dan

BTW...Paxvobiscum.

(Thought I forgot it, didja?)

I got a question for ya...

If I walked into your home or office today...what would I find?

I’m not talking about computers, printers, pens, notepads, pics of your family, liquor, weed, rolling papers... all the normal stuff.

I’m talking about something wayyyyy more important.

And I’d be willing to bet you don’t have it.

And if I’m right and you DON’T have it... youbetter get it... right frickin’ NOW.

Seriously... if you EVER want to run your own life and be free you gotta do what I reveal here...IMMEDIATELY...

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If you hate iTunes... or want to listen in on an Android device...

...oryou just prefer to listen online, go here:

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All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S.Here’s a secret....

You’re already doing the most important thing you must do to be free and make a ton of money.

You’re just doing it WRONG.

And it’s keeping you in slavery.

But it’s an easy change to make if you want to be financially free... all revealed here...

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Or here:

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Pax vobiscum.

I’ve made a LOT of mistakes.

Mistakes that have cost me dearly.

And sadly, 90% of the entrepreneurs I know are making the same mistakes.

They’re losing out on a lot of money.

And it totally makes life suck, too.

Click below to discover how to grab all the money you’re missing out on AND make your life not suck...

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If you hate iTunes... or want to listen in on an Android device...

...oryou just prefer to listen online, go here:

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All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S.If you’re cool with leaving a shit-load of money on the table, then just ignore this advice....

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Or here:

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Pax vobiscum.

Ever heard that one?

The old “do what you love and the money will follow” thang?

Heck, there was even a book with that as the title.

Soooo... is it true?

Well, that depends.

I’ve chased my passions. In fact, I’m STILL chasing one... going on 43 years now.

I’ve also started and run businesses I was NOT passionate about.

Which of those two paths was more satisfying?

You may be SHOCKED by my answer... revealed in detail here...

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If you hate iTunes... or want to listen in on an Android device...

...oryou prefer to listen online, go here:

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All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S.I’ve discovered a way to make a boatload of moolah AND pursue your passion.

Darn shame it took me almost 20 years to figure out the ideal way to do both.

Hopefully I’ll save you from making the same mistakes...

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Or here:

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Pax vobiscum.

How to stand out in this “A.D.D.” culture

On today's show way give a big F-U to critics.

I checked my “Off The Chain” podcast reviews on iTunes the other day.

99% were positive.

So guess what I focused on.

The two negative reviews, of course. (That’s just human nature, ya know.)

It got me thinking about all the critics in my life. I’ve been dealing with some very virulent critics ever since I decided to raise my head above the crowd at the young age of 7.

And the more I thought about all the critics in my life, the more fired up I got.

If you care to hear me rant about the do-nothing, scared-of-their-own-shadow, dumbass critics – wastes of human flesh who are too much of a pussy to create their own values... so they have to try and destroy those who DO have the balls to make things happen - it was captured for you here:

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If you hate iTunes... or want to listen in on an Android device... or want

to listen online, go here:

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All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S.As you’ll soon discover, I MORE than earned my iTunes “explicit” rating on this episode.

Like I said... I got pretty fired up.

Pax vobiscum.

Did you know the average American is confronted by at least five times as much information each day as they were back in 1986.

Geez… talk about overwhelm.

But don’t worry. I’m going to help you deal with it.

More specifically, I’m going to show you how to get more accomplished while dealing with this overwhelming… well… OVERWHELM!

And I’m going to do that on Episode 12of“Off The Chain”…

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Here are a few things you’ll discover about how I stay as productive as possible while still enjoying life...

• When I’m feeling especially overwhelmed, I take a dump. And so should you. And you should do it right at your desk. :)
• How to “download” your overwhelm anxiety to an “external drive”… so your mind can totally focus on the productive things.(This is MUCH better than worrying about a million stupid things that aren’t getting you any closer to your goals.)
• The #1 mistake people make with their to-do lists. (ItREALLY messes with your brain and is TOTALLY counterproductive to your productivity.)
• Why to-do lists completely suck. And a MUCH better alternative that can double, triple or QUADRUPLE your productivity… starting TODAY!
• A simple “mindset switch” that will allow you to get a lot more done. In less time, too. (HINT: You’re probably already doing it. You just need my secret little tweak.)
• If you’re not doing THIS with your email I GUARANTEE you’re only HALF as productive as you COULD be… and you’llalways subconsciouslyfeel like your life is being ruled by your inbox.
• A study from the U.S. Navy that reveals a common mistake that’s causing you to leave a LOT of money on the table. (I’ll bet you dollars to donuts YOU are making this mistake… sadly, at least once an hour.)

My best productivity tips are waiting for youhere:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S. If you totally “get” the three big take-aways from this show, I guarantee you’re gonna enjoy life a lot more.

Pax vobiscum.

It’s that time again.

What time?

Podcast time.

Episode 11 of “Off The Chain” is ready and waiting for you here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

Here are a few of the things I’m exposing that many people in our little world would prefer I NOT disclose...

• The tale of the frog and owl… and how listening to the owls (there are GAGGLES of them online) is a one way ticket to bankruptcy.
• The #1 CRUCIALLY important question you must ask any copywriter, consultant, self professed expert or any advice-giver for hire before you give them even one red cent of your money. (Sadly, 99% of them can’t pass my simple test.)
• Although there are only a handful of “real” experts, for the most part it’s “those who can, do. Those who can’t teach.” Here’s how to weed out the phonies, flakes and frauds and find the infinitesimally small number of experts who successfully do both.
• Discover the three-step formula for selling your advice to the highest bidder. (If you’ve had an ethics bypass you can hang out your shingle and start doing this TODAY.)
• And many more deep dark secrets the “gurus” would prefer I keep my mouth shut about.

The show is waiting for you here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S. As you’ll soon see, I missed my true calling… as a voice actor. :)

Pax vobiscum.

Episode 10 of my contentious, controversial and cocky “Off The Chain” podcastis anxiously awaiting to tantalize your auditory orifices here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

Below are just a few of the nuggets of entrepreneurial wisdom you’ll hear spew forth in rapid fire succession from my cheeky pie hole...

• One of my most profitable copywriting secrets... one I see ignored by a LOT of copywriters. (Ironically this was a lesson I learned as a street cop that helped me survive a whole bunch of violent situations.)
• The behind-the-scenes work that goes into producing a successful podcast. (Don’t do like I did with my first podcast. Make sure you know these details BEFORE you dip your toes into the water.)
• The absolute #1 BEST piece of advice I can give you if you want to start a podcast. (Ignore it at your peril.)
• The two different podcast formats I’ve done... and the advantages and disadvantages of each. (If you’re an introvert at heart like me, one of these formats is a HUGE mistake for you.)
• The two CRITICAL things you MUST do to make sure your podcast gets into iTunes “New & Noteworthy” section as soon as possible after your podcast launch. (Off The Chain made it to #3 in New & Noteworthy in only 3 days! So I ain’t just talkin’ theory.)
• And many more irreverent, impertinent, insolent and iconoclastic things you’ll soon discover. (I’ve never tried to hide it. I absolutely admire, appreciate and ADORE alliteration.)

Auscultate all the audibleaudaciousness available here:

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All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S.What do you think of “Off The Chain”?

Love it or hate it... it would be cool if you left a review on iTunes.

Pax vobiscum.

Episode 9 of “Off The Chain” is now available for your listening pleasure.

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

Here are just a few things you’ll discover...

• The secret behind the MASSIVE success of the Beat Buddy. (It came out of nowhere and outsold EVERYTHING in its category because of THIS often ignored success secret hidden in the Bible.)
• How to find out if people really want your product by getting them to “vote with their credit card”… before you ever even to BEGIN to create the product.
• My famous “just give me the money NOW” business model… and why it’s probably the exact OPPOSITE of what you’ve been taught.
• NEWSFLASH: Abraham Maslow was wrong. THIS is the #1 human need based on my 30 years experience as an entrepreneur… and knowing this could make you wealthy.
• Why you can’t be a Pollyanna and a successful entrepreneur.
• Challenges or money? Which do YOU want? (Judging by what most business owners do, they want challenges instead of money. Here’s how to guarantee you’ll get the money… with very few challenges.)

Audition the auditory audacity here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

All the best,

Doberman Dan

P.S. Pax vobiscum.