Off the Chain with Doberman Dan

Like I mentioned last week...

One of my knights decided to use his copywriting and marketing skills to wade through millions of REALLY bitter and hateful women online to try and find "the one."

And after using Facebook ads to bring some attention to his little experiment, it went viral.

And THOUSANDS of haters (mostly women) came out of the woodwork.

Heck, some even threatened to KILL him!

Which just once again confirms what I always say about the mindset of people you find on Facebook.

So what came from all this?

Did he find "the one?"

Did he turn this whole thang into a way to make money?

Or was it something MUCH more valuable... like a life changing self-discovery?

Click here to find out on the latest episode of Off The Chain.

All the best, Doberman Dan

This was an interesting little experiment.

One of my knights decided to use his copywriting and marketing skills to sift through millions of women online to try and find "the one."

In the process the whole kit and caboodle went viral.

He got invitations to appear on Dr. Phil... and THOUSANDS of haters (mostly women) came out of the woodwork.

Some even threatened to kill him! (Those should have been moved to the top of the dating list, in my opinion. 'Cuz they most certainly would NOT be boring dates.)

So after all that, did he find "the one?"

Click here to find out on the latest episode of Off The Chain.

All the best, Doberman Dan

I've done some crazy stuff in the past.

Hell, I'm doing crazy stuff NOW.

At first, I told myself it was to open my mind.

So I could become a better copywriter.

A better musician.

A better composer.

Free from the self-hate.

One who can tap into a deeper, more creative power.

But now... it's for different reasons.

Reasons I'm still not able to properly enunciate.

At least not in a way mortal minds can grasp.

I want something more.

Something higher.

To reach a higher level.

A greater frequency.

Pure, unadulterated 528 Hz.

To look... if only once... into the essence that is pure possibility.

Where there is no time... no past... no future.

Only presence.

Without the limits of this temporary avatar we call a body.

And maybe... just MAYBE... get a little poontang, too.

Oh come one. I HAD to lighten things up. I've got street cred I gotta keep up, ya know.

And no, I've not REALLY been doing mescaline. (Even though this email sounds like it was written by a guy tripping on something.

The truth is, I AM tripping.

Click here to find out the substance I've been indulging in. That's the topic on this week's episode of Off The Chain.

All the best, Doberman Dan

Crazy like a fox.

'Cuz the simplest of things...

Something you're already doing 24 hours a day unconsciously... can TRANSFORM your performance.

In your business...

In your relationships...

Heck... your entire frickin' LIFE, man.

IF you learn how to take conscious control of it. (And no, it's not control of your thinking, positive thinking or any of that.)

In fact, my guest claims this is soooooo transformational, it's like being reborn.

Discover how to be reborn on the latest episode of Off The Chain.

All the best, Doberman Dan

Don't blame this one on me.

My producer J.R. is the one to blame. He started it.

But like I told ya a couple weeks ago, I'm not pulling my punches anymore.

And THIS little rant is gonna piss off EVERYBODY who runs masterminds.

Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a flying fornication.

SOMEBODY has to tell it like it is.

And I guess I'm the man for the job. Probably the ONLY one with the huevos big enough to do it.

Click here to hear those big brass ones clunkin' together like never before... as I explain why I believe what I believe about masterminds.

(Well... most of 'em anyway.)

All the best, Doberman Dan

Are you frustrated?

Fed up with not making any progress?

Does every day in your business feel like you're swimming in wet concrete?

The solution is simple, my treasured troubadour.

Just follow the WWF's lead.

It's all explained on this week's semi-entertaining episode of Off The Chain.

All the best, Doberman Dan