Off The Clock

The holidays are at it again, and in true holiday fashion it's taken up most of our time. In today's special episode we get a glimpse into our past endeavors with a compilation of some improv commercials set to that good 'ol fashioned royalty free music. We'll be back to our usual format next week. So happy holidays you hooligans! Don't you go drinking too much of that Capri Sun now y'hear?

In today's episode the boys forget what the show is all about. Later, Ghosts.

The Boys are back in town and we're doin' the holidays our way, from Winterween to toast on trees. Grab some hot cider and kick it in your flame crocs, because the holidays are in the air and it's putting a hole in the ozone layer.

Welcome back weary traveler. Allow us to soothe your intrepid heart with some musings of a most beloved Dreamworks film for a brief moment in time. This and more before we gradually descend into a congealed mess of Sonic and begging for sponsors. The show with the intro so nice you'll hear it twice!

So Death Stranding is a game... or is it?! Yes, it is. And Dylan talks about it for a bit while Zak and Zack try to figure out if he's just making stuff up. They also talk about Roleplaying Games again (I know, you're very excited), and some of their favorite E3 moments from years gone by. All this and slightly more on today's episode of Off The Clock!

We here at Off the Clock would just like to take a moment of your time to inform you just how wholesome and advertiser friendly our humble little show is. We would also like to remind you just how willing we are to sell out for comfortable underwear.

"Welcome back to Off The Clock everybody!" Sorry we were just so in the zone this time 'round that we completely forgot to greet y'all. In this episode there is a whole lot of love getting thrown around for some of our favorite movies, shows, and tabletop characters...maybe even a little for ourselves.

It's been ten days since the sky went dark, five days since the world went quiet. Help isn't coming, especially not for the small forgettable town of Pine Harbor, WA. You've spent a lot of good years in this quiet riverside town, but now shadows have dwarfed every ounce of joy that once filled it's streets. Holed up in the remnants of the church, your supplies grow scarcer by the day. The generator is useless now, and candles are all that remain. It's time to leave this place behind. Get to the river. Don't look back. And stay in the light.

"Ten Candles (by Stephen Dewey) is a tragic horror time-based cooperative storytelling game through which you will tell the story of a dark world and those who fall victim to it." Join us again in The Quest Club as we embark on a grim expedition to discover the secrets that lie within Pine Harbor's shadows. There's darkness at every turn, and the human mind can only withstand so much of it.

We did it, gang. We finally got off our asses and had our dear friend Luke join us for an episode. We discuss Joker, our other friend Matt, ideas for porn, and... uh... I think that's basically it? I can't quite remember. Look cut me some slack, okay? I had a long night. Regardless, it's time to clock out, tune in, and kick back for episode (INSERT EPISODE NUMBER HERE) of Off The Clock.