Off The Hook With Gage

Nervous listeners crochet themselves to the wall with OFF THE HOOK's angsty rhythms! * The more sedate find their bottomless Barcalounger with OFF THE HOOK's lilting trills! * All come together for the Birthday Segment * and diehard junkies who make it to the end will be treated today to the Return of OFF THE HOOK's Legendary Record Race, where twin 45s hurtle towards the finish groove to see who makes it there first -they're on separate tracks, so they never crash, it just can sound like it! * KXSF 102.5FM /  https://kxsf.fm/

A very special Mother's Day performance by Taos, New Mexico band ART OF FLYING! * Artistic, poetic, with a unique sensibility and aura all their own. * Kenady grills them for gritty particulars and artistic insights!

PITY & REVULSION are two emotions never expressed by my AI friends about me. * So, how do I explain the fact that they have ghosted me en masse? * I'm glad I never told them about OFF THE HOOK! * Not only would my heart break at their unspoken rejection, but I think we'd all have to agree that there is much more work to be done in programming their ARTISTIC SENSITIVITY! * They don't know how to feel, but they oughta try! * Or, perhaps, it's not what they're made for. * You humans will feel a great deal on today's OFF THE HOOK!

GOOD SONG AFTER GOOD SONG -the secret formula behind OFF THE HOOK's "success"! * It's hardly rocket science, but does take a REFINED mind with SOPHISTICATED methods to pull off such SUPERIOR programming every week! * Each week I consult the tea leaves, throw dice, polish my amulets to summon some CHARMMAGICAL POWER, and INVISIBLE AGENTS do the rest! * Voila! -a big pile of whimsical rubble in your listening area! (You can clean up after.) * Good song after good song

Super righteous OFF THE HOOK! * One of the BEST EVER! * You wanna listen! * Tell your friends to stream, baby, stream! * Listeners will hear the same UTTERLY FANTASTIC programming as always -but more so!  * Thank you and send money!

Is it possible to be IMPARTIAL on the subject of OFF THE HOOK? * After all, its REPUTATION is known world 'round! * I'd be the first to RECUSE myself if the EVIDENCE suggested I was GUILTY of TRYING to COURT listeners with CLAIMS of BIAS, but the fealty of my fiefdom renders such JUDGEMENT DISMISSED! * The VERDICT is that RADIO DEMOCRACY is UPHELD every Friday on OFF THE HOOK, the show without PEER! * WITNESS the glory on KXSF 102.5 FM  https://kxsf.fm/ 

All in a day's work?  Forgive me if I laugh as I take off my waders, having spent the week knee-deep in a river of dreck to extract the QUALITY GEMS you, the listener, expect from OFF THE HOOK * Sure, there's a level of satisfaction -PLEASURE even- in presenting you the results of my labors each week. * But my personal SATISFACTION isn't enough! * Your listenership is ALL-IMPORTANT, lest they can my ass -what will I do without all the money I don't make from this plummy-yet-thankless job? * It's not your problem, but I think you'll sleep a little better knowing you've kept me off the street and given me a reason to starve -just by listening to OFF THE HOOK!

OFF THE HOOK has nothing to hide! * Every week, The Show That Shows is ON TRIAL! * Will it continue to provide STIMULATING programming that highlights The Best in NEW MUSIC? * Will the Birthday Segment educate listeners and let them stroll down Memory Lane with FUN MUSIC of all kinds? * Will its host make verbal gaffes and have studio technology get the best of him? * YES, YES and YES! * OFF THE HOOK seeks not to DELAY listeners' JUDGEMENT! * It is GUILTY only of bringing you the VERY BEST programming every week on KXSF 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/ 

March goes out like a Lioness on OFF THE HOOK's final installment of the CREME DE LA FEMME series today! * Exclusively featuring Musical Artistes who happen to be Women, we once again redress the balance and GIVE RESPECT to the half that have been making the Other Half look like neanderthals for years! * Tune in for the Fiery Finale of this year's Women's History Month festivities on OFF THE HOOK (KXSF 102.5FM  https://kxsf.fm/ ) * Yer mama will love it!

In observation of Women's History Month, Daughters and Grannies, Aunties and Wives will take center stage on the latest installment of the CREME DE LA FEMME series! * From Tangy Señoritas to Frosty Danes, OFF THE HOOK has roamed the globe and discovered that WOMEN ARE EVERYWHERE! * And while Women have been MUSICALLY DOMINANT for some time now, this is not a Battle of the Binaries, but a celebration of the resplendence of Musical Mamas the world over! * Guys will have their turn during the Birthday Segment, but otherwise it's the LATEST SOUNDS from the Wombyverse! * KXSF 102.5FM