Off The Hook With Gage

RACING INTO THE DARK:  As much as we wish to leave this cruddy year, the road ahead looks CHALLENGING and uncertain, to say the least! * Besides, the devil we knew had some GOOD JAMS! * But, there will always be good jams! * And they will always be heard on OFF THE HOOK, the Show That Shows that as we laugh in the face of CERTAIN DEATH, so will we not DANCE AWAY from our responsibility to rock you, roll you and expand your minds on this little station that can! * Long live KXSF, San Francisco, Planet Earth!  We don't deserve you! * Huddle with us in MERRY ABANDON on the Final Off THE HOOK of 2023! https://kxsf.fm/ 

Less a dollop, more a sprinkle of HOLIDAY CHEER on Today's OFF THE HOOK! * For, as the gate of Winter Solstice has opened the celestial skyways for a certain HOARY-HIRSUTE GEEZER to come storming past our chimneys, flinging joy and GLAD TIDINGS, we wrap ourselves in his Snowy Beard and SHIVER with the knowledge that this man is a MYTH! * And while a Myth is not necessarily an Untruth, we dare not utter the "C word" when the "L word" is the greater point of the Season! * OFF THE HOOK: a listenable myth on KXSF 102.5FM /  https://kxsf.fm/

OFF THE HOOK fishes not from stagnant pools, but from raging rivers teeming with FRESH SOUND specimens which gladly leap into our nets! * But we're gonna need some extra hands (read ears) to quell this inundation, lest the ceaseless swelling stream wells up over the banks! * Every guest at the banquet is requested to bring a friend hungry for the LATEST AURAL cuisine! * (We'll be also uncorking some VINTAGE SPIRITS in the Birthday Segment!) * This is no time to SCALE back!  Join us at the table on KXSF 102.5FM /  https://kxsf.fm/ * FIN

Like the INTREPID explorer, OFF THE HOOK seeks out, finds and presents to you the RARE AND EPHEMERAL! * The lifespan of some of these musical species are so short-lived they resemble the poor mayfly! * And while these FLASHES OF SOUND are born every minute, flitting and dying right under our noses, YOUR MOST DEDICATED RESEARCHER is willing and able to record their existence, snatching from oblivion these elusive critters! * OFF THE HOOK captures their fleeting traces for your delirious delectation on KXSF 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/ 

HEY! * Whatcha doin' at 1:00? * Howzabout we get together for a LISTENING SESH? * I've got a buncha KILLER NEW TUNES to play ya! * Yeah, and we can CELEBRATE some musical BIRTHDAYS, too! * You got a radio or computer, right? * OK, then! * BYO at your place for OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5 / https://kxsf.fm/

The SOLID SOUNDS and porous personality of OFF THE HOOK cracks with the FIZZ of the New! * Your Companionable Compere helps you on with your dancing shoes for FLASHY MOVES when the music git goin' or props your feet up for appreciative cogitation on the WONDROUSNESS of it all  -OFF THE HOOK gooses your juices either way! * Your only other options are work or death, so we'll see you at 1:00 on KXSF 102.5FM or https://kxsf.fm/ for three hours of pleasure wallowing!

SEXY is as SEXY does and there's never a SEXIER you than when you're listening to OFF THE HOOK! * You can FEEL IT and everyone can see the particular ALLURE that those who are lured to OFF THE HOOK exhibit! * (Lest you think we're using SEX to sell OFF THE HOOK, may we remind you that we give it away every week!) * You don't need a SEXtant to find OFF THE HOOK, it's found every Friday at 1:00 on KXSF 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/  So, SEX it up with OFF THE HOOK, you little SEXPOT!

Grab your pole and join me on the banks of the river OFF THE HOOK! * There's an ocean of tunes rifling down that LIVELY estuary and we're going to do our best to snag a few beauties or die trying! (not really) * It's all fresh catch in this special location teeming with UNHEARD WONDERS and if a few GET OFF the hook and can't be caught for keeping, well, isn't it a PLEASURE just to watch them whiz on by! * Your ears be brimming on OFF THE HOOK on KXSF! 102.5FM /  https://kxsf.fm/

I went in for Uncle Ryan today at noon. * That's right, Uncle Gagie to the rescue for Uncle Ryan on The Uncle Ryan Show! * Two hours of music to make you say "UNCLE!" on KXSF 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/

There's an old saying in radio.  I forget what it is and nobody says it anymore, but suffice it to say, it doesn't apply to OFF THE HOOK, a radio program utterly unprecedented in a time-honored way! * OFF THE HOOK puts a capital M on music and a capital FU on rules and expectations (and professionalism, quite frankly)! * Danger lurks around every mic break, but your host is no hollow weenie, just an up-standing failed standup comic whose mission is to make you sit down and listen! * On KXSF 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/