Archilochus never went on a ketogenic diet but I have so fuck you y' Greek poet!"You won't eat what you plan to eat, you'll eat what's in your fridge".- FranopholousEver wonder what a river and a fat based diet have in common, you guessed it, forest fires.As always I can be contacted on WhatsApp 0896047888 and supported on www.patreon.com/offthelead

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Holy Jebus that was fun!This Sunday is Mothers Day lads so consider this an early Mothers Day gift, lucky you!I hadn't done anything weird in ages and thought it was high time I got out of my own way a little more than usual.Any booking requests can be made to Off The Leads WhatsApp 0896047888The original is by 'Lonely Island' and you'll find it on YouTube or Spotify by searching "Motherlover".Artwork was done at the last minute by future guest and friend of the show Aodhán Mc Keown.

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What do driving licences and hoarding money have in common? You guessed it, anti social behaviour orders!Imagine a world that fairly penalised cuntish behaviour, get caught polluting a stream - ASBO. Get caught evading tax - ASBO. Have a string of people do you for unfair dismal - ASBO.Collect X ASBO's and win the right to never be allowed to trade again.Or....Go X amount of years straight without an ASBO - get preferential tax exemptions. Etc etc. This isn't well thought out lads (yet) but I'm working on it, and hoping you'll get involved and help.Let me know what you think via WhatsApp- 0896047888

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Off The Lead and on WhatsApp - 0896047888Looking for guests as always lads, and also anything that you'd like to ask me, for me to talk about etc etc.0876047888 on WhatsApp essentially replaces [email protected] Don't forget to check out https://youtu.be/_lIExPT2-Vg for the first video in the Harvesting The Pig season.And on that note, I'll chat to you soon.

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I do love a good analogy lads and today's one is brought to you by Hamilton Morris.It's an analogy, that for me at least, perfectly encapsulates the utter ridiculousness of the war on drugs. Particularly the war on cannabis.As always if you're enjoying these episodes you can support me on www.patreon.com/offthelead and if you've anything you'd like to ask you can reach me by [email protected]

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Continuing on from the last episode I 'follow through' (ayoooo!) from where I left off and end up exiting the body. I then compare your eyeball to your anus and wonder why no one shines a light up your ass when you've been knocked unconscious. Awards for this content can be sent to [email protected] and donations can be made to www.patreon.com/offthelead

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I've spoken before about orbits and that has me thinking of sphincters. So here's the podcsst you've all been waiting for. I also get into the digestive system but only got as far as the small intestine.As always I can be contacted on [email protected] and supported via www.patreon.com/offthelead

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You know what the opposite of better is? That's right, worse.Emoticons don't make our ability to communicate better, they make it easier in the short term but these things don't exactly suggest their own disuse.It's like nicotine. Inhaling it once isn't that problematic, but (as with emoticons) our use/abuse of these things tends to increase over time.Our autonomy is being whittled away in ways that are very hard to consciously change, but not in this instance.Of you disagree, get in touch, you'll get me on [email protected] and you can support what I do by rating and reviewing my podcast wherever you listen to it or by supporting me via www.patreon.com/offthelead

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The human condition has been hacked and mined endlessly throughout our technological revolution and emoticons are yet another example of how we are being shoehorned into different modes of being, because it's easier.The tail is wagging the dog folks. And not in a good way.As always I can be contacted via [email protected] and supported via www.patreon.com/offthelead

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What's the harm?The harm is that we are loosing our autonomy. At the time of typing this we can't even leave our fucking houses unless it's "essential". But there's no health benefits in using 'emoticons' so why are we? Because it's easier.You know what's the easiest most convenient thing? Being dead.As always I can be contacted via [email protected] and support via www.patreon.com/offthelead

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