Off the Path

On this episode of Off the Path...

It's an Off the Path/Mellow Brick Road two-fer! Van and Mason have snuck into the studio in the dead of night to secretly discuss their favorite insane theories about the "Great American Eclipse". Van comes clean about his wary flossing and mouthwash habits. Mason shares the newest Gen Z group thought theory that Helen Keller apparently never existed...

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Van tells the story of his horrendous high school head wound. Mason gives some non-sexual techniques to use when bowling. The sharing of highly important tips for when you have to sleep in your car and what kind of tree each of them would like to be.

This week on What Would You Do?: Van and Mason look at the story of Helen Klaben and Ralph Flores, who survived a plane crash in the Yukon wilderness and survived for over 40 days on little more than a few cans of sardines, a bottle of vitamins, and three square meals of melted snow!

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Mason tries to pull the ol' DC Dip 'n Twirl during a debate discussing the Earth and it's flatness, or lack thereof. Van has a Mandela Effect conspiracy theory that is both ridiculous and ridiculously scary. Mason wants to carry God's next child.

This week on WWYD: Van and Mason talk about the miraculous story of Amanda Eller, who was lost in the Makawao Forest Reserve on Maui for over 2 weeks! And this is definitely not a ploy by Van to get Mason to eat his vegetables and stretch more.

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We, the dastardly duo once known as Van and Mason, discuss our favorite recurring nightmares. We test our knowledge on historical geography. We give our pitiful presentations on what we would do if we were trapped between a rock and a hard place and had 127 hours to survive.

Another meandering journey through the randomly-generated simulated forest we call life.

This week! We learn that Mason's dad loves pulling pranks on his son. Van gives his pro tips on how:

And finally, we all learn what Mason would do if he were lost in the Sahara Desert.

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Van and Mason put their morals to the test with various real-life scenarios and ethical dilemmas. Mason learns about Australia's most famous survivor. Van thinks up a horrible new game for kids to play.

Give us your responses to the scenarios!

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In this, the first episode of Off the Path, I'd like to inform you of a few disclaimers before the intellectual satire and profanity can proceed:

1. Van and Mason are not leaders of any kind, nor are they in any positions to lead anyone anywhere.

2. Van and Mason do not know where they're going once they start moving. Like sharks, they must continue to move forward or they will perish.

3. And finally, it's all nonsensical idiocy. There's no need to take everything heard or seen to mean anything other than a poorly constructed joke.

Tell us what you want us to talk about and then forget halfway through the conversation:

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