Off The Phone

Off The Phone

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Off The Phone episodes

  • Pakistan Begins [Off The Phone Ep. 36]

    This week, the boys are joined by Myles Johnson as we dive into the origins of Pakistan. We cover the founding of the country all the way up to current day. The first computer virus, the Wagah Border ceremony, All this and more, on this week's episode of Off The Phone.

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    Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_comedy/
    Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykhilji/
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    #podcast #standupcomedy #pakistan #cricket #offthephone

    44 min
  • The History Of Hold 'Em

    This week Darian is joined by comedian Tre Pack to discuss the History of Texas hold 'em. From it's humble beginnings in the dusty saloons of Texas, to the global phenomenon it is today. We cover some of the greatest moments in poker, the greatest players, and controversy that has struck the game in recent years. All this and more, on this episode of Off The Phone.

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    Tre Pack: https://www.instagram.com/trepackcomedy/
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    #podcast #comedy #poker

    52 min
  • Back To The 1980's [Off The Phone Ep. 33]

    After a brief hiatus, we are back and jumping way back to the 1980's. The boys cover the decade that gave birth to American excess. We go through year by year and cover the major events of the decade. We highlight The Cabbage Patch Kids Riots, the Lakers/Celtics rivalry, the birth of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, The McRib, The Challenger disaster, The Tylenol Murders, and much more on this episode of Off The Phone.

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    Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en
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    1 hr 16 min
  • The History of Cycling [Off The Phone Ep. 32]

    We cycle through the history books this week. As Darian and Fuzzy sit down to talk all about cycling. Darian announces that he will be cycling from Austin to Las Vegas to perform at Skankfest this year. We talk about the controversy of Lance Armstrong, the cycling GOAT Eddie Merckx, Graeme Obree's inventive path to cycling dominance, and much more!

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    Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en
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    Off The Phone - The Controversial History of Cycling
    00:54 - Darian is a new father
    01:48 - the latch
    07:35 - Living in your car for comedy
    21:45 - Darian Irwin is cycling to Skankfest
    34:00 - Babies Biking To Vegas
    36:00 - Death Row Last Meals
    38:24 - Challenging Bert Kreischer to a fitness challenge
    40:00 - Start of Cycling
    44:37 - Scientists don't know how bikes work
    49:00 - The first bicycle
    53:00 - Penny Farthing
    01:02:56 - Lance Armstrong
    01:10:00 - Banned Cycling Positions
    01:13:00 - Graeme Obree
    01:14:00 - Eddie Merckx
    #podcast #standupcomedy #austin #cycling #offthephone #bike #tour

    1 hr 29 min
  • World Ending Volcano [Off The Phone Ep. 30]

    Deep underneath America's first national park, lies a sleeping giant that could wipe out humanity if awakened. This week, Darian and Fuzzy are talking all about Volcanos. From the Yellowstone super volcano, to Hawaii on fire with the eruption of Kilauea, the devastating blast Mt. Vesuvius, that preserved the filthy, perverted past of the citizens of Pompeii, and much more!

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    Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en
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    Off The Phone: The Legend Of Ocho Cinco [Off The Phone Ep. 29]
    05:00 - START: Volcanic Eruptions08:50 - Overview of Volcanos10:00 - Welcome to the Lava Dome, home of the Volcanos16:00 - Hawaii Burns and Mount Kilauea erupts19:55 - Volcano Defense System21:00 - The Eruption of Vesuvius24:30 - Brothels of Pompeii32:30 - Mount St. Helens39:00 - Yellowstone Super Volcano45:48 - Volcanos that can stop the world
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    #hawaii #disaster #fire #standupcomedy #global #lava #new #follow #nature #science #investigation #love #trending #travel #italy #southamerica #yellowstone #yellowstonenationalpark #eruption #supervolcano #mtsthelens #pompeii

    54 min
  • The Legend Of Ocho Cinco [Off The Phone Ep. 29]

    Football legend, pop culture icon, reality tv star, boxer, soccer player, bull rider. This week, Darian and Fuzzy pay homage to one of the greatest athletes ever. Some may know him as Chad Johnson, others may know him as Ocho Cinco. But one thing is for sure -- you do know him.

    Plus! The boys dive into the government hearings that were just held and how they confirmed the existence of aliens. And the real reason why #oppenheimer and #barbie came out at the same time.
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    Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en
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    Off The Phone: The Legend Of Ocho Cinco [Off The Phone Ep. 29]
    00:00 - start
    01:00 - Government hearings on aliens
    16:47 - The Legend of Ocho Cinco
    19:40 - who covered 85 in '05
    21:30 - Top Chad Johnson TD celebrations
    33:00 - Chad Johnson changes name to Ocho Cinco
    35:00 - Chad Johnson tries out for the MLS
    36:00 - Best professional dual sport athlete
    37:30 - Chad Johnson rides a bull
    41:30 - Dancing With The Stars
    42:00 - Chad Johnson dating show
    44:00 - Chad Johnson plays his dates in UNO to see who pays for dinner
    50:00 - Chad Johnson races a horse
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    57 min
  • Austin, Texas: The Origins Of Weird [Off The Phone Ep. 25]

    Off The Phone comes home this week, we are talking all things Austin, Texas. We talk the history of this city, the legend of Willie Nelson, Matthew McConaughey playing the bongos, Austin's first serial killer and much more, on this week's Off The Phone

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    Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en
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    54 min
  • The Mystery of Marfa [Off The Phone Ep. 21]

    [Off The Phone Ep. 21]

    This week, Off The Phone investigates the recent #titan submersible disaster and the possible connections to the unsolved phenomena known as the Marfa lights. All this and more, on this episode of Off The Phone.
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    Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/
    Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en
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    #podcast #comedy #flight #aviation #humor #educational #education #aliens #flyingsaucer #lasvegas #news #airplane #travel #future #story #stories #love #learn #standupcomedy #standup #standupcomedian

    1 hr 5 min
  • Aliens and Amelia Earhart

    Darian and Fuzzy are taking to the skies this week as we set our sights on Aviation. We cover the history of aviation, but not before discussing the latest Alien sighting and UFO crash that occurred in #lasvegas. All this and more, on this episode of Off The Phone.

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    Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en
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    1 hr 5 min
  • History Of Sex Toys [Off The Phone Ep. 19]

    Darian and Fuzzy are back with comic Jovan Afzali and we are talking sex, specifically sex toys. We talk about the history of sex toys, all the way back to prehistoric times and look towards the future of sex. All this and more on this episode of Off The Phone.

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    Darian Irwin: https://www.instagram.com/darian_irwin_comedy/
    Fuzzy Khilji: https://www.instagram.com/fuzzykill/?hl=en
    Jovan Afzali: https://www.instagram.com/jovan.afzali/
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    59 min

About Off The Phone

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Welcome to Off The Phone Podcast. An R-Rated Educational Podcast hosted by comedian Darian Irwin (@darian_irwin_comedy). Tune in as Darian sits down and tackles topics with the experts, as well as some of the funniest comics around.