Off The Rails

Off The Rails

By Austin TrainComedy
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Off The Rails episodes

  • Episode 112: Gaylight Savings

    "Consider in what condition both in body and soul a man should be when he is overtaken by death; and consider the shortness of life, the boundless abyss of time, past and future, the feebleness of all matter." -Meditations


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    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 111: Lone Wolf and Chub

    "Well, we don't understand why you called in the National Guard/ When Uncle Sam is the one who belongs in the Exercise Yard" - Rubber Bullets by 10cc


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    55 min
  • Episode 110: "Clear and Present Banger"

    "Actually, a human being is an unfolding biological organism that's every so often gripped by instinctive forces. He can't perceive the purpose of those forces, what their goal is. All he's conscious of is the stress they put on him, the pressure. They force him to do something. But why... He can't tell at the time."

    - Confessions of a Crap Artist


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    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 106: Slop Gun

    "'An almost unbridgable abyss lies ahead of you.'

    'What, one I won't be able to bear? I won't be able to bear their hatred with humility?'

    'Not just their hatred.'

    'What else then?'

    Their laughter.'" -Devils


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    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode 105: No Ticket

    "He was too young to realise what this life was preparing for him. He did not see the years stretching out ahead, lonely, even less, corrupting." - Burmese Days


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    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 104: Beware of Drones

    "Hasten then to the end which thou hast before thee, and throwing away idle hopes, come to the own aid, if thou carest at all for thyself, while it is in thy power." -Meditations

    55 min

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