Off the Rails Podcast

In this bonus Tom, Mark, and Molly discuss a study showing cheese prefers hip hop, the middle finger is constitutionally protected, does a bagel sliced like bread trigger you, a man ordered not to drink Pepsi during his probation, robot sex addiction, and Jordan Peele says he won't cast a white person in a leading role.

Today Tom and Mark talk with the literary lion, the autocrat of Argentina, the padre of bidets, the fresh rinse of dairy aire, Mitchell Belacone author of "Bud's Nose and other less canine stories" and "Broadway Jose". some topics they discuss include Farting on someone is not bullying, all female spacewalk cancelled, robot authors, and talk about banning the term "cyclist".

Check out Mitchell's books here

Bud's Nose: https://amzn.to/2HTsk5E

Broadway Jose: https://amzn.to/2HUrAgp

Tom and Mark are back with Jeff for a bonus episode. They talk about Lady Gaga's new "sperm" perfume, High school boys in trouble over an "attractiveness" list, a magic fridge of beer found after a Nebraska flood, a man who was arrested for keeping the wrong size TV that was sent to him, Lori Laughlin's daughter is apparently blaming her parents for career failure, and a man forced to shorten his fence comes up with an interesting response.

Tom, Mark and Molly have a special treat this week as we get to review a feature film and a short that will be in the Twisted Dreams Film Festival! The short that we chose is called "Peep" and the feature film is "Straight Edge Kegger". One thing is for sure, there are a bunch of amazing films this year that you won't want to miss.

Today we have the very funny local comedian Jeff Spankowski as a guest. We find out what people searched pornhub for on St Patrick's Day, Tom gives an update on the Robert Kraft situation, Mark gets an early Christmas present Boners Penis cleaner, we talk about Zombie crosswalks, a crazy knife fight, the growing spring break buzz kill, and Rozanne returns to stand up with Andrew Dice Clay.

In this Bonus Tom, Mark, and Molly talk about a woman in New Jersey that was attacked by a bull, Mitt Romney blowing out his birthday candles, a man caught by a whale, Conor Mcgregor in hot water again, China's "breed ready" women, James Gunn back to direct Guardians 3, and Dianna Ross got inappropriately poked on stage.

Tom And Mark are joined via Skype by Christopher House. We get an update on the Twisted Dreams film festival, Molly's phone is listening to her, Aunt Becky is in trouble for bribing colleges, Captain Marvel might be too feminists.. or not feminist enough, rotten tomatoes controversy, social justice warriors attacking classic movies, and a court in Italy overturns a rape conviction because "the woman was too ugly to be raped"...what?!

This week's bonus episode Tom, Jeff, and Molly talk about a bunch of smuggled turtles, a hyper car, box cutter found in a happy meal, a list of 25 most dangerous toys, mother and son kicked off a flight for rare skin condition, 3D vegan steak, and a crab leg brawl.

Jeff fills in for Mark today and craziness ensues. Steven Speilberg is catching guff from Netflix for saying their movies shouldn't be nominated for Oscars, Google is now hiding microphones from users in their appliances, Jessie Smolette gets 16 felony counts, a spa in Florida in trouble for refusing a gay couple, Steam Engine pulled the game "rape day", HBO's documentary of "Leaving Neverland" causes Simpsons to pull out Michael Jackson episode, Brie Larson basically says stay away from Captain Marvel if you are a white man, a billionaire diamond tycoon dies during a penis enlargement operation, and Molly tells "dirty" jokes.

William Krolowitz stayed around for the bonus episode. Nate and William compete in a dad joke contest, they talk about sister sister breast milk, a new tinder app for livestock, a mad pooper loose in New York, Amy Shumer's new Netflix special, the cougar guy, and a Tennessee school in hot water over a crazy homework assignment.