“Sora ain’t so, Batman!” The Feds vacation on Snake River AND legally recognize DAOs, regardless of their members. But who really cares, Bitcoin is at an all time high! Microstrategies and Blackrock swing their genitals around, while Bezos quietly contemplates parking billions of dollars. Mastercard and Metamask believe that an untested Etherium Layer 2 blockchain is the best place to secure your financial future. And all the while our pals across the pond keep pumping out legislation… this time they know what types of AI are best for your family! 

Sammy Altman wants $7TT (TRILLION) to fund AI microchip development… how many Sheiks can spare a few shekels? What is impact of AI on jobs and innovation? Actors and writers cut their deal, what about electricians, gaffers, cinematographers? Tyler Perry cancels $800MM Atlanta studio… says, “Sora is the way.” Let’s juxtapose the space race and Bitcoin accumulation:  AI influences entertainment, the geopolitical race influences technology. We need AI regulation! UK and China have plans–US should take the AI Spurs and Space Reigns!

Chapters

00:00 The Space Race and Lunar Landing

02:20 Bitcoin Accumulation and Cost of Space Exploration

03:09 Global Powers and Space as the Next Frontier

06:01 Bitcoin ETF and Double-Backing

09:26 Institutions Accumulating Bitcoin

12:32 Tyler Perry Studio and AI in Entertainment

29:32 AI Regulation and Political Landscape

38:47 Funding on Capitol Hill and Tension Resolution

AI-related stocks and securities make waves, decentralization and new software businesses. Capital One makes major discovery… acquires Discover! Why are so many SEC staff members leaving? Let’s discuss network effects and decentralized applications, ownership and incentivization, the potential for individual innovation, consolidation and the current state of AI and the “hype cycle.” How does geopolitical landscape affect AI funding? AI in Hollywood and human relationships? What is the future of AI and celebrity, and the potential for self-discovery!

Spatial Computing is here… with 2D apps and some 3D movies I don’t wanna see again? Give it time, haters! When iPhone hit, we didn’t need until social media apps. iPads hit because of SkyWalk app… VisionPro developer APIs are out and available, so get busy y’all! Meanwhile, Gary Gensler is on anti-AI train again: thinks GPTs create false layers of regulatory truth. Bitcoin touched $50,000, a great sign for ETH and all alt-coins, but will sustain through halvening? And Wolrdcoin just became eSports Verification Orb, just in time for the 2024 EA Madden Games. Join us as we unpack and repack it all!

Chapters:

The era of new worlds ushers in Spatial Computing: just a concept today, but will be commonplace by end of decade. Reality skinning will allow me to look at you however I want… so which side of uncanny valley are we standing? More Bitcoin ETFs hit around the world, everyone wants to talk to Gary Gensler. Scammers AI deep fake a zoom call to the tune of $25MM, how will we know if our colleagues are real? Check the blockchain for the transparent truth!

“Cryptocurrency” has become a normalized concept, so all attention turns to AI: the true existential crisis facing our economy. Taylor Swift is  Web3 product: new & valuable, and at center of ownership conversation…  human embodiment of self-custody and self-regulation! VisionPro’s expensive, but focused on privacy, right? Xreal costs 80% less, but will low-cost Chinese AR goggles saturate the metaverse and compromise National Security?

VisionPro sells out first day? No worry, you can visit Apple Experience Centers (fka Apple Stores) and test soon! Will the parallax define Disney’s future? Bitcoin ETFs pull in billions USD daily…  so why no BTC price movement? IRS says “we rewriting rules”, so “please accumulate tax free!” Wait a second… who scheduled the BTC halvening for US tax day? Seems like this new BTC ETF based 100% on cash equivalent holdings is… price-fixing the price of Bitcoin?!?

Apple steals CES narrative: who cares about micro transparent screens when we pre-order VisionPro Jan 19th? And BTC ETF? A January 10th deadline looms… Gary Gensler loves splitting hairs and missing deadlines. AND the DOJ loves flexing $5.3BB in confiscated BTC! Next crash brought to you by good ol’ U S of A. Cryptos on sale! It’s 2024, accumulate, mate!

Summary:

Apple's announcement of the Vision Pro goggles marks a significant step towards the era of spatial computing.

The potential approval of a Bitcoin ETF could revolutionize the digital currency market and pave the way for broader adoption.

Samsung's hardware innovations and partnerships demonstrate their commitment to the metaverse and virtual worlds.

The CES conference poses challenges for AI companies in showcasing their generative AI models and algorithms.

Skepticism and caution are advised in the face of market speculation and potential manipulation surrounding the Bitcoin ETF approval.

Political factors and institutional readiness may influence the timing and adoption of digital currency.

The movement of money to a known Satoshi wallet raises questions about the identity and intentions of Bitcoin's creator. The identity of Satoshi Nakamoto, the creator of Bitcoin, remains unknown, leading to speculation and theories.

Market manipulation tactics, such as creating narratives and artificially inflating prices, can distract from the true value of cryptocurrencies.

There is a possibility of a market crash in the near future, and investors should be cautious.

The cryptocurrency market is unpredictable, and it is important to stay informed and make well-informed decisions.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Apple's Announcement

09:15 Bitcoin ETF and the Future of Digital Currency

13:46 Apple's Vision Pro and the Era of Spatial Computing

19:35 Samsung's Hardware Innovations and Partnerships

21:23 The Challenges of AI Companies at CES

22:46 Bitcoin ETF Approval and Market Speculation

28:20 Skepticism and Slow Adoption of Bitcoin ETF

35:04 Possible Pump and Dump Scenario

41:43 Potential Manipulation and Political Factors

42:14 Money Moved to Known Satoshi Wallet

42:51 The Mystery of Satoshi Nakamoto

44:15 Distractions and Market Manipulation

44:45 Prediction of a Market Crash

45:25 Looking Ahead

Blackrock has pole position on Bitcoin ETFs… will the SEC play fair, approving all at once, or will big money play first? Also, Blackrock and others will use American Dollars instead of Cryoto to back the ETFs… makes sense if you’re a bank, mang! Apple cheats on Goldman Sachs with Chase, clearing way for micropayments across Mastercard MasterPass platform! Just in time for the holidays: AI will be implemented as decency police across social networks! 2024.ai, baby!

We in the White House! Turns out: way harder to ask Biden direct questions in person. Fidelity discusses BTC ETF operational frameworks with SEC, while BlackRock works to convolute the very intention of crypto. Buckle up! Mr. Fink wants to circumvent restrictions preventing banks from holding Bitcoin directly on balance sheets! China is using AI to hack into US infrastructure, while American unions scramble to restrict AI in workforce. Do 2 wrongs make 1 right? Let’s ask the EU what to do, they seem to know…. get that dirty business done by January 1st, 2025 tho!