Dumb Money leads sheeple to the slaughter… look Retail Investor, you can win! IRS says NO CRYPTO TAX for next 16 months… Accumulate! Accumulate! SEC kicks BTC ETF rulings down the road, SOMA.finance repackages old news with a new ribbon. VISA, JPMorgan, and the FEds all have blockchains! And China tanks Apple stock on a whisper… but not at G20!

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IRS says no crypto tax for another year! Xi Jinping & Putin duck BRICS meeting, Prigozhin takes wrong plane. Trump, 29 clowns go Fulton, but GOP hopefuls pass on Crypto debate. $3.1BB BTC wallet makes a move! BlackRock, Feds, or Robinhood? CLEAR + MSFT = Business-verse, and Apple + Disney = Entertainment-verse? Then Google + Samsung = ???

SpaceX empties Bitcoin wallet, tanks price. Elon gets a discount! Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs available in Europe, just in time for BlackRock to go back to school. Vitalik Buterin buys $1MM ETH on Coinbase, SEC vs Ripple appeal scheduled April 2024. Hurricane Hilary is nothing burger, and Putin ducks BRICKS South African summit. Inflation vs. De-Dollarization, mang! 

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Coinbase allowed to buy shitcoins, Ripple appeal pushed to next April. Gensler plays Chicken Little: “the sky is falling, and so is my bottom line!” Black box algorithms = A.I., & Wall Street pays $500MM for texts. Timelines: BlackRock ETF first before EOY, everyone else in 2024, new legislation governs campaign donations. If BTC is at $100k, can a BTC ETF be at $50k?

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BlackRock says ETH ETFs are next, is Coinbase surveilling? Gensler says “AI” and “CTFC” at Press Club… then sues WWE for nothing to do with crypto! Forbes ran story about LAST WEEK’s crypto legislation THIS WEEK. No Aliens & sharks… good timing! BofA supports Ripple, & BofA is not part of Fednow rollout. Coincidence right? Damn, Jessie Cheng!

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PsyOps Summer! Fednow steals award after 15 straight years of CIA shenanigans! Gilibrand’s FIT rolls congress: decentralized = commodity, centralized = security. Garlinghouse crapping he short pants when Gensler files XRP appeal! Elon vs. Doge vs. Twitter vs. X vs. Threads vs. himself. Zuck burns $32Bs chasing Ready Player One, commits $20Bs more. Sharks vs. Aliens, Apple vs. Microsoft in proxy war on OpenAI balance sheet!

Garlinghouse avoids jail and a fine, and XRP is not a security. Or is it? Coinbase is everyone’s surveillance partner… so who’s watching Coinbase? Activision scores a real win against FTC, and a broader win for gaming marketplace! You hear Lummis works on the weekend? So does Fink at BlackRock… shhhh, sounds like crypto is becoming a commodity overnight!

Will the real Spiderman please stand up? Elon vs Mark in a war of webs and words, Yellen vs China in a war of policy. Hey, BlackRock has web hits AND Digital Gold! That means BTC is a commodity? SEC to decide! Coinbase becomes everyone’s best friend (and surveillance partner), and Google makes BIG money moves into Lightning network.

BlackRock has more money (and web hits!) than the Feds… so yeah, they finta sell BTC! Jessie Cheng pops out the woodwork with a steaming box of FedNow, while SBF walks scott free. JPM Coin saves the Euro this coming Brexit winter, but keep watching for subs and civil wars…  nothing to see here!

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If AWS goes down and no one’s around, does it make a sound? ETH nodes say YES! Congress wants Gary Gensler fired, Mark Cuban has beef with the SEC too. Bitcoin Beach Mayor Suarez rises up against DeSantis, Apple spars with Jack Doresey, and old BlackRock contradicts new BlackRock! 

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