Off Topic, On Brand

Off Topic, On Brand

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Off Topic, On Brand episodes

  • Let's Hear It For America's Misheard Song Lyrics And A Pizza

    Get up baby! Get up! Get up!! That's a homerun!! And baby, lemme tell ya, your boys are bringing the heavy lumber this week as Siege and Smitty are back in the seats for a FULL episode this week!! Both of our boys are down a bit and they open up about some of the things going on in their lives and their brains as a bit of on-air therapy. After that, Siege tells us about how he scored some SWEET tickets to the Raw after Summerslam, while Smitty talks about his first music festival, and concert in general, in quite some time! Lemme tell ya, he was feeling a bit old after that one but has a great review of Pointfest 2026. And to keep things in a fun, musically driven direction, our guys touch on just a handful in what may be a recurring series of their favorite misheard (or completely made up) song lyrics!! They're glad to be back with a big show and they're glad that you're back with them, so as always, kick back, grab a snack, and throw em in your earholes!

    1 hr 55 min
  • West Coast Short Episodes and Good Times Tonight?

    What the F* is up Denny's!?!? Wait, this isn't a metal show, ITS OFF TOPIC, ON BRAND, BABY!! And your boys are BACK! But, this week is going to be a brief one because, well, Siege and Smitty both have had quite the week of activities so they're aren't going full bore with a Main Event. Siege took the Cohea Clan out to another AWESOME concert that he is excited to tell you about, as well as some awesome news about the one and only Ahryn and her gymnastics. Meanwhile, Smitty saves the day when it comes to technology that wants to explode, as well as getting ready for his own concert adventure coming up this weekend! The guys also jump in for a brief mention of some pop culture, then talk about what all of you can expect in the coming weeks, months and years here at Off Topic, On Brand! It may be short, but, it'll get the job done....wait....that's....that's a discussion for another time, maybe? So sit back, grab those snacks, and throw us right square in those earholes!!

    57 min
  • You Look So Seattle, But You Feel So Hallelujah , I Guess...

    Happy Friday everybody!!! Siege and Smitty are coming back at you once again, its Off Topic, On Brand, and lemme tell you we have a lot we're getting into today! Siege and Smitty both had really awesome weekends, Siege's especially, as he and the family loaded up to go to Minneapolis for a bucket list concert featuring Polaris, Scene Queen AND, if you remember from the Music Festival episode, ELECTRIC CALLBOY!!! From the sound of things, it was INCREDIBLE! And not only that, but they went thrill seeking at the Mall of America, watched robots duel while eating sushi and were in a lights out situation surrounded by reptiles! It was an adventure! On the other side, Smitty went into the weekend with motivation to get his diet dialed in, lock in on the fitness and get closer to crushing his goals, all while hanging out with some of his best friends on an awesome Saturday night! After that, the guys touch on some basketball but quickly get to the Main Event! Since Mother's Day is this weekend, your dynamic duo did a MixTape Main Event of their favorite TV mom's, with a couple fun surprises along the way! So hey, its Friday, y'all!! Grab your snacks, kick back, and throw us in your earholes!

    2 hr 21 min
  • Where Is Your Video Game Console Love Or Something Like That

    What is up OTOBians!? Your boys are back and after a couple weeks of altered schedules that included an AWESOME fill in stint by the one and only Ahryn, Siege and Smitty are back with a full episode! And let me tell you, they were EXCITED to be back in the chairs together again as they covered a lot of ground this week. Siege talks about his new wood (heh heh) and being in a bit of a funk, while Smitty talked about finally riding out of his funk, as well as talking about Snap and getting jacked (heh heh). Then, both of our boys brought on some awesome pop culture content, where they sighed over the WWE cuts and raved about the Hooten Hallers. But, in the main event, both of the fellas took a moment to talk about their absolute, all time favorite video game consoles. They didn't expect it, but they were zapped back into some very heartwarming moments in their formative years, all while mentioning their favorite games as they gave us a Top 5 ranking that you don't want to miss! So, as always, grab a snack, kick back and throw us in your earholes!

    2 hr 16 min
  • Our Lawyer Made Us Change From Wrestling Recaps And Horror Flicks...Or Not

    What's good everybody!? Your boys are BACK and lemme tell you this, we ALMOST didn't have an episode this week. Siege and Smitty had one HELL of a time going into recording the other night with all sorts of technical glitches. I think there was definitely some rage involved, maybe a few choice words, things were thrown, badgers feelings were hurt, it was a whole thing. THEN there were some storms that threatened the very livelihood of the studios. BUT, thanks to some late nights and early mornings, we have a new episode for you!! This week, our guys catch up with one another by opening it up with a BIG news alrt, then get to talking about new fences, getting their wood wet (heh heh heh), the ongoing funks (which still AREN'T Terry, by the way) as well as some great new upcoming movies and current video games that are out. And for a second week, we give you a special treat with the one and only Ahryn jumping back on with her Dad to run down how they felt about Wrestlemania! And let me tell you, that kid is an absolute natural behind the camera! She has star written all over her. So we hope that you kick back, grab a snack and put us in your earholes!

    1 hr 28 min
  • My Songs Know Funks and Wrestlemania So We Wouldn't Get Sued

    Hey yo!! Are you here to see dubyaseedubya? Or are you here for the OTOB!?!? That's what I thought! One more for the bad guys! Or, ya know, whatever Scott Hall said on Nitro years ago! How's everyone? Well our guys are back this week, but lemme tell ya, they're both in a bit of a funk. They talk about where they are with that as it pertains to weather, work, exhaustion and possibly capybara's? Maybe capybara's. But, with their busy work and life schedules, they carved out a little time to talk about it all and also talk about some of the things in pop culture that have them excited! And as a special treat, Siege brings his daughter Ahryn on board to talk about Wrestlemania!! She has been wanting to do a tier listing since the show started, so since Smitty had to duck out early and go to bed like an old man, Siege tagged in his sidekick and they handle this week's Main Event!! This episode has all sorts of fun in store, so we hope that you kick back, grab yourself a snack, and throw us in your earholes once again!

    1 hr 42 min
  • Headfirst Slide Into Weird Foods At A Hundred Miles An Hour

    Guess who's back, back again! Siege and Smitty! Tell your friends!! That's right gang, its time for another round of Off Topic, On Brand with your boys! This week, they get caught up on life, talking about their Easter weekend shenanigans, Siege dives into his sweet new console record player, talks about his daughter's 4H adventures and Smitty lets us inside his brain and the ongoing funk he's been encountering. After that, they discuss Shoresy once again, as Siege finally finished season five, meanwhile Smitty tells us about enjoying Guy's Grocery Games. That ended up being a perfect segue into their Main Event, where they discuss food and food combinations that some feel are weird, but our guys both really enjoy! Got a weird food combo you like? Let us know! Throw us in your earholes and head right on into the weekend with a brand new episode!

    1 hr 50 min
  • I'm Like Pizza Emojis and Ridiculous Rolling Stone Reviews

    Your boys are back! Smitty has returned from a battle with the plague and Siege was SO very excited to have his buddy back, even though Trista did a WONDERFUL job sliding into the co-host seat last week! She'll definitely be back! Your boys get caught up with a brief chat about their weekends, which included a 30 rack of PBR, delicious ribs, and another small thing....what was it....OH YEAH! Smitty's birthday!! Siege kicks off the month of March and Smitty finishes it, so our dynamic duo helps own the month. They talk about how badly their March Madness bracket adventure went, discuss how much they both are enjoying the hell out of Cigarettes @ Sunset and then go right on into the Main Event this week!! Have you ever read a review of a product, or a band, that just made you scratch your head? Well, our guys sure have and they tell you ALL about it as they pick several of Rolling Stones best....or worst....or worst best....best worst? They tell you how Rolling Stone Magazine fumbled on some of the biggest and best albums in their initial reviews! And let me tell you this, our guys got HEATED!! So once again, kick back, grab a tasty drink or snack, and throw our boys in your earholes!! ITS TIME FOR THE WEEKEND, BABY!

    2 hr 5 min
  • A Little Less Snakes On A Plane , A Little More Fan Casting

    Its that time once again and you know how we roll around here! Your boys are ba.....wait a minute. YOUR BOYS AREN'T BACK!! WHAAAAAT!?!? Well, Smitty decided that it would be a good time to come down with some sort of plague that rendered him voiceless. So from his death bed, he reached out to Siege, and with his final breath (ok ok so Smitty just has HORRIBLE seasonal allergies....he's ok, we promise) and told him to take the reigns! So what did Siege do? He called on one of the family members, his lovely wife Trista, to join him this week to keep things running! And lemme tell you, these two do NOT disappoint!! Clan Cohea runs down their weekend, talking about sushis, softball, shopping, tea parties, baking and reading, plus they run you through just how, well, BAD things have been for Siege in March Madness. Then, Trista touches in on Midwife and a new host for Bake Off! And to wrap things up in the Main Event this week, Siege and Trista go on a deep fantasy dive, where they tell you about their favorite fan casting choices for main characters in books and movies! I'm not sure, but Smitty might have lost his co-host spot after this one! Well, we'll give him one more shot...I guess? But we are SO thankful that Trista was not only able to step in and pinch hit, but absolutely knock it out of the park! So like always, kick back, cruise into the weekend, and throw the Cohea's right into your earholes!

    44 min
  • A Little More Guyliner For Just One More Keesoverse Story

    What's up OTOB-ians!? Your guys are back once again and this week, they are bringing the heat! After a quick wave of catching up on life, weekends, and the weather (hey, they're old guys now, weather is important! Get off our lawn!) they launch fast and furious into sports! This week, Siege talks about diving deep into watching rugby, while Smitty reminds us all that is March and that means its time for March Madness! They give their final four predictions and then run you right into the Main Event, where they tell us their favorite episodes to get you started down the path of the Keesoverse, letting you know which episodes of Letterkenny and Shoresy they feel are the best ones to help you fall in love just like they have! Kick off your shoes, grab a tall cold beverage, and ride into the weekend with them!

    2 hr 2 min

About Off Topic, On Brand

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Two best friends, now in their 40's, taking time out of their daily schedule to sit down, have some laughs, open up about their ever changing lives and tackle topics that are very near and dear to our…