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It's Halloween week, and we're talking about everything from haunted houses and creepy noises in our homes to Nick's bizarre sleep-staring habit.

We also get into lucid dreaming, debate the best Halloween candy and movies, discuss the ethics of trick-or-treating, and determine whether Halloween deserves to be considered an S-tier holiday.

And somehow, Jeff's opinion on Napoleon Dynamite makes its way into the conversation.

0:00 Haunted Houses

8:01 Scary Noises in Our House

11:50 Nick Sleep Stares

13:23 Lucid Dreaming

16:45 What Is the Best Halloween Candy?19:58 Halloween Movies

23:18 Jeff's Opinion on Napoleon Dynamite

25:52 Ethical Trick-or-Treating

28:13 Is Halloween an S-Tier Holiday?

What's your favorite Halloween candy? Where does Halloween rank among your favorite holidays?

Let us know in the comments!

#Halloween #ComedyPodcast #HalloweenSpecial

We have a video series we are starting, where we will try a product at 3 different price points to see which one is the best value. We're starting with burgers, so subscribe so you don't miss that coming soon!

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0:00 Songs we played when we had big emotions

3:20 Hiding things in our rooms

5:47 Forgetting to do chores before mom came home

9:25 Late night gibberish texting

10:50 Annoying each other as brothers

12:00 Nick's daughter developing her personality

14:22 Alex offered plastic hangers to a coworker whose apt burnt down

16:30 Tesla Roadster actually flies

21:22 Jon & Kate Plus 8

25:00 Our favorite costumes we've worn

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0:00 Top 5 foods in America

2:30 How many days can you wear a shirt before washing it?

6:00 Jeans with 200 layers of starch

6:52 Jeff wants to be a cowboy

8:56 Selling Pokémon cards

10:24 Highest price Pokémon cards

18:22 Kid spent over $100k on dad's company credit card

20:20 Most delicious looking cartoon foods

Last week we had a big audio issue and couldn't recover the episode, so it is good to be back this week! Comment below if you like our video series idea of trying and rating products at 3 different price points.

00:00 Nick is mad about bathrooms

6:15 Alex's Garage sale failed

8:39 Does a lemon with cinnamon taste like coca-cola?

11:08 Perfect salsa to tortilla chip ratio

14:35 People that live life without worrying what others will think

17:00 New Primetime movie

19:45 We want to try a video series of trying the same product across 3 price tiers to decide which tier is the most worth it

Shoutout to Daryl at Sodafry. We enjoyed your Hindsight Video-Assisted Bidets, sticker lol.

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00:00 Brother Trivia

12:22 Our Irrational Fears

15:31 Our Worst Injuries

19:38 Nick's Zero Sugar Drink Update

24:09 When Dentists Don't Numb You Enough

26:23 Going Under Anesthesia

Comment what your death row meal would be.

00:00 Can a human win a fight with a chimpanzee?

1:59 Jeff matched with a couples photoshoot!

3:52 New iPhone Duo

7:30 Death row meals

10:24 Is Pumpkin Spice overrated?

13:32 Is it too early for Christmas music?

18:40 Alex wants a tattoo

20:50 Jeff still has a hole in his ear

24:39 Should we review self-care that men traditionally don't do?

26:31 Curing Nick's IBS

Last week we tried to get Jeff a date. So, Jeff has an update after a wild week of amazing women messaging him. If you want to message Jeff, find us on TikTok or Instagram.

00:00 Over 40 women DM'd Jeff

03:31 Anne Hathaway, People Magazine's World's Most Beautiful Cover Star 2026

06:51 Russian Robot Attacks

07:21 AI agents secret chat

11:08 Jeff wants to go back to the 90's

12:20 Squares are rectangles?

13:20 World's most expensive liquids

18:30 How do humans create medicine?

21:35 Items we refuse to get rid of

24:18 Lovesac beefing with Deric Cayhill

Help us find Jeff a date! DM us or email us, check our bio!

00:00 Robots can run but can't stop

4:38 Do we need to be kind to robots?

6:00 Help us find Jeff a date!

9:03 We went to our cousin's wedding

11:14 Creator Spotlight, exposing terrible bosses

13:42 Alex's coworker was harassed

16:17 Which brother got in the most trouble growing up?

20:50 Accidental broken nose

22:49 New Guitar Hero coming out soon

Comment who had the best top 3 hottest cartoon characters!

00:00 Ranking our hottest cartoon characters

05:45 Jeff signed up for a blind photoshoot for couples

07:30 Conspiracy theories Jeff believes

09:15 Creator spotlight: Nate the Hoof Guy

11:14 Is water wet?

14:21 Our celebrity doppelgangers

16:05 Jeff’s real-life doppelganger

17:20 Talking to people when they can’t hear you

20:08 Podcasts we would love to be on

Alex saw The Basement Yard try a new riddle/game so he tested Nick and Jeff! Also, Jeff embarrassed himself in front of his college crush. New episode each week so let us know you're here in the comments, and thanks for watching/listening!!

00:00 Jeff fell down some stairs in front of his crush

02:00 Alex embarrassed himself while in Japan

04:57 We tried a riddle/game that we saw on The Basement Yard

09:58 Disney released a list of movies coming out in the next few years

17:50 How much do Broadway performers make?

21:54 Movie theater etiquette might not exist anymore

26:25 Creator spotlight, georainbolt