Off Topic with Nick and Sean

After recently experiencing the power of Arnold’s newest sleep enhancement supplement “Iron Dream,” Sean and Nick recall the wonders of a night with Arnold in their dreams.

What would happen if your favorite Hollywood roles had gone to a superior man?  Nick and Sean talk about the cosmic implications and create superior versions of already classic films.

It’s GTL, minus the laundry as Nick and Sean create Spike TV’s next number #1 instant classic mega-ratings smasher Gym Rescue.

Nick and Sean are back with Dave and Matt in the studio. This time they discuss what would have been if Arnold had pursued wrestling instead of film, and of course hilarity ensues. Prepare to meet The Million Dollar Body.

Originally Published September 6, 2015

Nick and Sean take their show on the road, performing their patented Arnolds at FOAM in St. Louis. Topics range from, what if Arnold played super man? To what if Arnold were a jet, all the way? also we hear there is a musical number and possible appearence from a deceased wrestler, but that news is too hot to handle.

Originally Published August 6, 2015

Nick and Sean are back, despite pressure from the government, and they’re ready to finally cast their long awaited biopic. They riff on their future lives from restoring the dead, to writing the best cheeseburger to the legitimacy of the WNBA.

Originally Published July 11, 2015

Sean and Nick welcome Dave back from the dead, and invite newcomer Matt Langley on to form the Beer-boys…a limited time committee aimed at deciding one thing: which made up sport matters most (and who wore it best).

Originally Published June 29, 2015

Nick and Sean share their expert opinions about all things action, giving away Oscars in the process. Topics range from John Travolta’s Nicholas Cage face-to Danny Glover’s hairline that never was…

Originally Published June 29, 2015

Sean and Nick have since killed their guest star from episode 3, and venture off on their own to make sense of the new season of True Detective using nothing but the one minute preview and their knowledge that time is a flat circle.

Originally Published June 21, 2015

Nick and Sean suggest their own creative hybrid movie franchises, and are joined by a special guest, because they had been deemed too funny by themselves. Of Course they get off topic and riff on things from Allen Iverson’s long lost christmas movie, to Asian Porn.

Originally Published June 21, 2015