Tom makes a Verizon employee very happy, Sasha discusses her short lived rap career, and Tom defends Tom Morello's tipping honor.

The adventures of Jax, takes its toll on Tom and Sasha. Tom breaks down the truth behind Sasha’s cousin love and then finally, the Amish.

The house dynamics are gettin' sticky. Tom and Sasha discuss the Kardashians, Tik Tok, and the importance of a sexy neighbor. Travis explains a woman’s vagina to Tom, and Sasha realizes she’s actually a child.

Tom and Sasha take a trip down memory lane. Somehow, they go from their family dynamics to Tom’s use of tampons in arts and crafts to him being the voice of the Arby's hand and then, of course, doing drugs. Round that out with a Schwarzenegger story and you’ve got yourself an episode, baby.

Frank Zappa, Stan Winston, and Al Kaline – Tom's bringing up all the greats today as he breaks down his admiration for these talented athletes and artists. Sasha tries to relate and fails.

Tom explains his respect for the homeless in L.A. and deep dives into Sasha’s dating life. Spoiler alert: they are unrelated topics.